We should be kind when someone runs for Senate

Who boy! Where to begin? There has been some not very nice talk about that fellow who brought down all those Ten Monuments from Mount Cyanide and reminds us not to have sex with cows, even when nobody asks! I do not mean asking the cow. I mean mean he is the only one saying it. And now everyone and your mother has got the knickers all twisted in a nut. He has even been called a lawnmower thief! That is a dirty low-down mean thing to say! Use your common sense. If he can run he does not need to steal the lawn-mower: he could just have his yard boy steal it

Now some people are twisting the facts and even saying he married his sweetheart in high school. No, this is not true. He did not marry her: he married her girlfriend. So how long will it be before the haters start asking if he ever had sex with cows? Who boy! How can anyone answer a trick question like that? I think would be best to say he cannot remember. But that is just my opinion

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