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Initech

(100,151 posts) Mon Nov 20, 2017, 04:59 PM Nov 2017

Got Any Questions For "Dr." Hannity?

Link to tweet

I've got a couple:

Dear "Dr." Hannity:

If I find out my cousin has multiple safes full of weapons and a giant stockpile of ammunition, how long should I wait after Thanksgiving dinner to report him to the Feds?

Or:

Dear "Dr." Hannity:

Suppose I find out that my dad's 32 year old friend is abusing my 14 year old cousin, how long before I insert my boot in his ass?

Add yours! Oh and fuck Hannity!

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Got Any Questions For "Dr." Hannity? (Original Post) Initech Nov 2017 OP

Dear Dr. Hannity ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #1

I've noticed since I started listening to your show that nobody wants to be around me. Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #2

Is that the same "Dr. Hannity" that flunked out of college, not once, but twice? smirkymonkey Nov 2017 #3

The same Hannity who confuses "you" with "your"? gratuitous Nov 2017 #9

Maybe tell him it's illegal to misrepresent oneself as Doctor Sanity Claws Nov 2017 #4

Really? Are there any laws that we can cite? Initech Nov 2017 #5

It is a criminal offense Sanity Claws Nov 2017 #7

Need a second opinion Dr. Hannity. Do you agree with this guy? underpants Nov 2017 #6

Please help, Dr. Hannity. I accidentally super-glued my lips to someones ass... VOX Nov 2017 #8

Dear Dr. Hannity, NCTraveler Nov 2017 #10

Dear Doc Hannity, what is the penalty for falsely claiming to be a doctor? nolabear Nov 2017 #11

Early this year, Tucker Carlson brought on his "legal expert" Fabio Dawson Leery Nov 2017 #12

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

1. Dear Dr. Hannity

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:02 PM

Nov 2017

Did "Dr" Carson ever do work on you? If so, was it pre or post senility?

Corvo Bianco

(1,148 posts)

2. I've noticed since I started listening to your show that nobody wants to be around me.

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:05 PM

Nov 2017

So... can I go out with your daughter?

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

3. Is that the same "Dr. Hannity" that flunked out of college, not once, but twice?

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:07 PM

Nov 2017

He really has a high opinion of himself for a moron and a two-time college dropout.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

9. The same Hannity who confuses "you" with "your"?

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:26 PM

Nov 2017

Yeah, I know, typo gestapo, but if you're tweeting out your doctor credentials, you'd better get every word right.

Sanity Claws

(21,866 posts)

4. Maybe tell him it's illegal to misrepresent oneself as Doctor

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:10 PM

Nov 2017

when one is not.

It is particularly egregious when the person who claims to be a doctor flunked out of college.

Initech

(100,151 posts)

5. Really? Are there any laws that we can cite?

Reply to Sanity Claws (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:11 PM

Nov 2017

I could have some fun with this.

Sanity Claws

(21,866 posts)

7. It is a criminal offense

Reply to Initech (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:16 PM

Nov 2017

I don't have time to research specific laws but this site will give you a good overview. http://healthcare.findlaw.com/patient-rights/what-is-the-unauthorized-practice-of-medicine.html

underpants

(183,053 posts)

6. Need a second opinion Dr. Hannity. Do you agree with this guy?

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:13 PM

Nov 2017

VOX

(22,976 posts)

8. Please help, Dr. Hannity. I accidentally super-glued my lips to someones ass...

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:18 PM

Nov 2017

And I’m trying to break free without causing bleeding. I know you have extensive expertise in this area and need your advice. How do you peel your lips off of Trump’s ass every night? Nail polish remover? Rubbing alcohol? A quarter-stick of dynamite?

NCTraveler

(30,481 posts)

10. Dear Dr. Hannity,

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:29 PM

Nov 2017

What is that growth on your face and should we be scared of it?

Dear Dr. Hannity,

How many fourteen year olds did you molest before settling on your wife?

Dear Dr. Hannity,

Wikipedia gives you a lot of credit by calling you a "conspiracy theorist" instead of just plain out fucked in the head. How proud are you of that attribution?