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------ of the year (Original Post) ashling Nov 2017 OP
The Nobel Prize Committee called to say I was PROBABLY The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #1
Sessions called to say... moriah Nov 2017 #2
Tin-plated dictator with delusions of god-hood. Nt BootinUp Nov 2017 #3

The Velveteen Ocelot

(116,004 posts)
1. The Nobel Prize Committee called to say I was PROBABLY
Sat Nov 25, 2017, 12:05 PM
Nov 2017

going to be named as the Peace Prize winner but I would have to agree to travel all the way to Oslo to get it. I said I probably was going to be in Hollywood accepting an Academy Award that day and took a pass. Oslo is cold and damp most of the time anyway!

moriah

(8,311 posts)
2. Sessions called to say...
Sat Nov 25, 2017, 12:07 PM
Nov 2017

... I was PROBABLY going to be named as a co-conspirator, but I would have to agree to give up my hairdresser in jail. I said probably was more like certainly but I'll be out of the country and took a pass. My hair's a separate creature anyway!

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