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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBreaking: GPS Ankle Bracelet with Presidential Seal on Order
It has been reported by sources with many links to really important stuff that the White House has placed an order for a special GPS ankle bracelet bearing a 14k gold, enameled Presidential Seal for use if President Trump is placed under White House arrest. A putative White House spokesperson said, earlier today, "Keep in mind that this might never be needed, but we can't have the POTUS wearing just any GPS ankle bracelet. He would need a special model that might not be available on short notice. We're just, you know, covering the bases."
No photo is available of the actual device, but our readers can get an idea of how it will look, below:
avebury
(10,953 posts)It is not like he can actually sneak off anywhere.
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(52,494 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,137 posts)unblock
(52,494 posts)he pretty much alternates between obama and hillary.
lindysalsagal
(20,793 posts)avebury
(10,953 posts)Trump to skip the country.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,137 posts)More like wishful thinking.
Correct thinking, but wishful.
Clever as well.
Gothmog
(145,894 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)could help out. It's meme material, and no image is currently available that I could find. I do not have the requisite skills.
mercuryblues
(14,557 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Now, let's go make it viral!
malaise
(269,292 posts)WHEN
shraby
(21,946 posts)a confederate cannonball and for his entertainment, a Russian flag on a short stick.
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