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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow about some haikus for Two Scoops?
Raving lunatic
In the shitter with his twitter
Delusions abound
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Commit it to memory:
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck you Trump
PJMcK
(22,069 posts)I wrote the same thing without the final "you Trump."
You win!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,985 posts)A normal poem won't work;
Nothing rhymes with orange.
Hair like spun urine
Pursed lips like a cat's butthole
Please don't make me look.
Not the Antichrist
But something far more evil
Because he is real
PJMcK
(22,069 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,985 posts)Has come all apart from his door-hinge.
He's mad as a hatter
His ass is much fatter
And his brain is the size of a sporange.
democrank
(11,112 posts)Orange balls melting
Hot flames nearing and lapping
Two Scoops sucked under.
QED
(2,754 posts)Hurry up, Mueller
Our nation depends on you
To rid us of Drumpf
lucca18
(1,246 posts)His Insane Madness
Everyday
I'm Tired
QED
(2,754 posts)It's disheartening, overwhelming, and profoundly depressing.
Everyday a shitsorm
What drives this madman?
Sick Leftover Daddy hate
muriel_volestrangler
(101,412 posts)Pus-smeared tongue and a
Rotting brain with bile oozing
From his too-thin skin.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)Now we know what's meant
By "The center will not hold"
(Apologies to Yeats)