He's ate up.

Dense fog sounds like his SS code name.

It changes monthly.
Last month: F*cking Moron
The month before: Moral Imbecile

Can't wait for: (Soon to be) Hanged Traitor

He's an idiot who truly believes he can get away with anything once he starts his war but that war will destroy the planet. He must be stopped but republicans won't do it. The billionaires think they will survive the fallout while most of the people die, but the resources will remain with fewer people to partake. NK is doing nothing that deserves the rhetoric Trump has been spewing while actively doing naval drills off NK's shores as he attempts to provoke a war. NK is surrounded by countries with Nukes but we want to kill them if they try to get 'em? None of this needs to be going opn if Trump would just STFU

Because that's all it would've been--a lame ass stunt & proof that he's the manliest, studliest jackass ever.

Like serve in Vietnam, but for those damn heel spurs!

But Donald persevered and served in his own way.

He bragged that avoiding STDs was his personal VN.

Could this turn out to have been the fog that saved the world? Or am I being just a teeny bit overdramatic?

Great title for a sci-fi movie

The Fog That Saved The World

The last minute rewrite had to remove it.


Added: My God how long can he talk?

Fug gin hell I ain't going nowhere, said Don.

Translated by KBN as fog can't find there.

They want you to believe it was fog. The real reason they turned back was that Cheeto kept asking the helicopter crew to fire across the DMZ. The pilot just saved us from WWIII. Fog, Really!!!

They had to detour to get him a Big Mac.

kind of like the republikkans in VA tonight

Until now, I thought Trump was planning to spend his entire time in Korea in Pyongtaek.

But Don the Reality show host wanted to make a dramatic entrance and failed.

Day to be a maggot.

He likes playing soldier.

He regrets those damn heel spurs prevented him from being a warrior.

Babysat, had to make up a pretend reason. No way is millions of people gonna go poof because he wanted to step over a yellow line.

Thanks babysitters club.

And those aren't holes 1-18; they are craters.

I think he had to wipe the tears from his pink eye sockets before going out there.

Sort of like yelling "You're Fired" all the time.

Link to tweet

Then he brags to the press that he's got something BIG going down. Then he cancels because of a little fog.

If you ask me, he was told it's risky since he's been shooting his mouth off and Rocketman might actually try to kill him, so he called it 'cliche'. Then he didn't want people to think he was chicken, so he decides to sneak off and do it unannounced. But even that was too scary so he blamed the weather.

Typical loud-mouth.