The war profiteers must be popping the bubbly as we speak.

Negotiate with the mean Sun...

Sure, it'll take about 100,000 years, but with Trump and Pence (in a chain and a duct tape stowed somewhere) will be out of the way.

Donald are you playing with your dolls again?

aimed at reducing Gump's personal enrichment through his office and provide a safe and secure working environment for the rest of us.

Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" military plan preceded this bad idea by 40 years.

"Nuke em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

It comes from him just spitballing it in one of his asinine "speeches". He sounded like an idiot just making it up as he went along (but I repeat myself). This is from May 13th

President Markov Chain

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OMG the President just announced the creation of his "Space Force" and this is how he described in by way of comparison to other military branches:

"Separate but Equal."

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Never runs his tweets by anybody.

So he can make it HIS with only loyalists that'll do anything he demands no matter what it is, no matter if its illegal.

The House had a provision for the creation of the the “Space Corp” in the 2018 NDAA. It died in conference last June.

Not to mention kinetic bombardment weapons technically skirt the treaty. Tungsten rods the size of telephone poles using nothing but gravity to deliver death and destruction without the worries of nuclear fallout. My guess is there's enough breakthroughs now that Trump made this branch official.

Another military service for Cadet Bone Spurs and family to avoid serving their country.

Mitt Romney's sons said riding on daddy's campaign bus was equivalent to military service.

And more to follow our usual rigorous vetting.

You never know, some of those penguin might have voted for Obama.

No permanent structures or weapons allowed.

The entire Tracy family was devoted to serving the world with their amazing knowledge and wealth. That's what International Rescue was all about. They could, and did, help the world.

It makes me sad that we don't value that kind of commitment anymore.

Anyway, don't be slamming the Thunderbirds. They presented a brilliant and hopeful future in the past. We have now transformed that bright vision into a bleak one in the present and future.

With Scott Pruitt in charge of the EPA, we will be breathing Perriair out of cans, just like in the movie. Wait, did I say "we"? Haha, no. I should've said "the rich." The rest of us will be left to breathe toxic chemicals until our lungs bleed out.

Let's hope no one plays Elysium for Trump in the WH movie theater, otherwise he'll announce plans to build a Trump Hotel Space Station.

also not to have some pesky international treaty banning the militarization of space.

"Never mind the children in cages. SPACE. FORCE!" Sick, craven fuck.

I guess that would make 'Cadet Bone Spurs' an honorary Space Cadet.

Just tell the moron he’s going at night and it will be a “go”.

Have they even attempted to explain the problem they are trying to solve with this? Why do they think the Air Force is unable to continuing to handle space operations?

Congress would have to do it. Not that they are anything but a rubber stamp for T-rump.