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Tace

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Mon Jun 1, 2015, 10:28 AM Jun 2015

Terror Birds or Terror Beings? | Mickey Z.


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Mickey Z. -- World News Trust

May 29, 2015

Recently, while perusing a book I dumpster-dived, I learned of Titanis walleri: a huge, flightless, carnivorous bird that lived approximately 5-2 million years ago (early Pliocene to early Pleistocene) in North America. This badass being reached up to 10 feet in height, weighed over 300 pounds, and could run faster than 40 MPH.

I was basking in the mental image of such an amazing earthling until I also learned that Titanis was part of a group of such giants which have been nicknamed “terror birds.”

To those who’d use such a moniker, I ask: In all the millions of years these birds roamed the planet, did any of them ever feel the need to invent nuclear weapons?

Even today’s “terrors” are infinitely less harmful than we humans. No great white shark created mountain-top mining, napalm, or the internal combustion engine; you can’t blame land mines, GMOs, hydroelectric dams, or patriarchy on a pit bull; and rest assured no non-human conjured up zoos, circuses, puppy mills, or vivisection.

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Terror Birds or Terror Beings? | Mickey Z. (Original Post) Tace Jun 2015 OP
Terror bird HassleCat Jun 2015 #1
 

HassleCat

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Mon Jun 1, 2015, 10:48 AM
Jun 2015

There is a large, flightless bird living in New Guinea, and some people promote the idea it kills humans. It's called the Cassowary, and legend says it kills dogs and people quite frequently. Actually, it's very shy, and there's only one documented case of a person killed by a cassowary. I guess the ostrich is about as close to a terror bird as we could come today. It's big, and it doesn't always back down from humans, and it can kick the crap out of you. I have not heard of ostriches with nuclear weapons, but there is a rumor a few of them started a hedge fund.

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