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Hillary Frantically Hides Wall Street Money Under Mattress
Hillary Frantically Hides Wall Street Money Under MattressHillary thinks outside the box...
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was observed frantically trying to hide Wall Street cash donations under her bedroom mattress. Elderly neighbors also reported Clinton was saying something about "that damn democratic socialist from Vermont."
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"You can bury the rest under the mattress in my bedroom," suggested Bill.
"Yeah... I am not going in there," replied an agitated Hillary. "I told you we didn't have enough hiding spots to have a cash-only policy for Wall Street donors."
"Yeah... I am not going in there," replied an agitated Hillary. "I told you we didn't have enough hiding spots to have a cash-only policy for Wall Street donors."
Hillary Frantically Hides Wall Street Money Under Mattress
Source: The Nil Admirari
