We are very, very happy. And so are my cats. It's tuna fish for everybody from now on. Plus, we will all be married together as soon as Michigan issues the marriage licenses for polygamous cross species and mechanical device marriages.

Plus, there's TOOOO-NA for all! Yum!
(At least we have that going for us.)

tears running down my face

thx i needed that

It is an old crank style. I am looking for a much younger electrical one. Svelte and sexy. This being my 67th birthday I need something much, much younger.

Calling my lawyer in the morning.

are high maintenance. Give me the can opener next door any day.

This is the same asshole who claimed gay rights aren't civil rights and has many, even on our side, who echo his bigoted remarks.

Otherwise it will be difficult to tell who's who.

Typical. Who needs consent?

-- Mal

Good on Carson for following through with his weird promise, though.

I wonder how long he's been "in the barn?"

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I hear your new partner is hung like a horse!

The GOP worry me with their obsession with fucking animals.

accept his proposal even if he promised to save her from the glue factory...

It's happened in the past!! Carson and a horse? May produce a fast-4 legged little Carson, or a dumb horse? Could go either way.

http://news.discovery.com/human/evolution/how-neanderthal-dna-changed-humans-140129.htm
How Neanderthal DNA Changed Humans

The genetic material inherited from Neanderthals combined with that of humans when the two species interbred 40,000 to 80,000 years ago, the study holds. The research further supports that indigenous Africans possess little or no Neanderthal DNA because their ancestors did not breed with Neanderthals, which lived in Europe and Asia.