Oregon Militia’s Request List Would Piss Off Even Santa

May 10, 2016
by Bill Heavey

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• Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. They’re supposed to be badasses and can’t even unite on which kind of sandwich spread they want? ...

• French vanilla creamer ... If you put French vanilla creamer in your coffee, you can’t expect a librarian to take you seriously, much less the FBI.

• Gaming supplies. Does that mean playing cards and poker chips? Or were they thinking Uno, Scrabble, maybe Candy Land? Did George Washington ask for this kind of stuff at Valley Forge? ...

• Sliced cheese, shredded cheese ... How about just cheese? Or did nobody remember to bring a knife?

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http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/a-sportsmans-life/oregon-militia%E2%80%99s-request-list-would-piss-off-even-santa