In the Pale of Winter, Trump's Tan Remains a State Secret
WASHINGTON The trees in the capital are barren, spindly things. The temperature has dipped, requiring puffy coats. With the government open for now President Trump has left the frigidity of governing for a weekend in Palm Beach.
But in a town where not even the longtime operation of the federal government seems certain, Mr. Trump has adhered to one constant: a conspicuously sun-kissed glow, one that has shone like a stoplight against Washingtons graying backdrop. Much like Warhols shock of white hair or Big Birds saffron plumage, the presidents vibrant hue is so consistently present and meticulously maintained that it was a culturally embedded representation of him long before he entered politics.
The presidents shade is one that Alec Baldwin, the actor who portrays Mr. Trump regularly on Saturday Night Live, recently described as vacillating between a Mark Rothko orange and a slightly paler Orange Crush, depending on the setting. Which right now is February in Washington.
Which is not in the tropics last I checked, Mr. Baldwin said in an interview.
The official line from the White House, as with other matters surrounding the presidents physical health and appearance, is that Mr. Trumps glow is the result of good genes, according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity.
And, O.K., a little powder a translucent one, not a bronzer which the president applies himself before television appearances, the official said.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/02/us/politics/trump-tan.html
thegoose
(3,115 posts)That orangeiness is self-tanner.
Sneederbunk
(14,319 posts)Timmygoat
(779 posts)And the carefully styled and hair sprayed hair, Trump seems to be a very high maintenance person, wonder if he sleeps in a hair net.
More_Cowbell
(2,192 posts)More_Cowbell
(2,192 posts)I'm worried that there are rooms in the White House that are permanently stained by whatever spray tan shit he uses.
Marcuse
(7,561 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)How is it that none of his children have inherited this gift ?