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underpants

(182,957 posts)
Wed Jan 1, 2020, 08:31 PM Jan 2020

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump



I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.

~ D. Trump
12/21/2019

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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump (Original Post) underpants Jan 2020 OP
Kickin' Faux pas Jan 2020 #1
This piss-take of Trump's idiocy will be seen by his base as confirmation of his genius. Doodley Jan 2020 #2
Hilarious JDC Jan 2020 #3
Stream of unconscious lies Martin Eden Jan 2020 #4
Well done! Purrfessor Jan 2020 #5
Just remember Scarsdale Jan 2020 #9
The meter of this would be maniac pentameter, right? yonder Jan 2020 #6
Brilliant!!!!!❤ Thanks for sharing! Karadeniz Jan 2020 #7
I find this almost hypnotic. I find this almost hypnotic. Midnight Writer Jan 2020 #8
LOL underpants Jan 2020 #10
Thanks for making my day. Nt raccoon Jan 2020 #11
Look at his hand underpants Jan 2020 #12

Martin Eden

(12,881 posts)
4. Stream of unconscious lies
Wed Jan 1, 2020, 10:27 PM
Jan 2020

Stream of unconscious lies
The space behind
Those beady little eyes
So vacuous and blind

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)
9. Just remember
Thu Jan 2, 2020, 07:53 AM
Jan 2020

this IDIOT was the best and brightest the gop had! Now they are supporting his lunacy 100%. We are the laughingstock of the entire world. Led by an illiterate fake millionaire. He even looks stupid with his spray on tan, bouffant hairdo, and plastic ho of a wife. His "kids" inherited his brains, which means they are not too bright either, yet hold positions in government and live off taxpayers. For this con man, the presidency has been the very best, most lucrative gig EVER.

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