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FakeNoose

(32,748 posts)
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 02:13 PM Jan 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: holy shit, Taylor Swift has broken Donald Trump's worm-infested brain



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-shit-taylor-swift-has-broken

Little Donny Fuckface has a lot on what’s left of his decaying mind.

he’s in a world of shit. he’s already on the hook for close to 90 million dollars for defaming the woman he raped. he’s got four concurrent criminal trials going on. he’s fighting to remain on the ballot in Colorado and Maine, while additional states mull dropping him from theirs. his gold-digging third wife hates his guts. and we may find out as early as today just how many hundreds of millions Judge Engoron will order him to fork over for being a lifelong business fraud and tax cheat.

which is why it’s super fucking satisfying to learn that he can still find the time to pitch a shit-fit about how a talented young woman who does actual good in this world is a thousand times more popular than he is.

Quote:
Last month, the source close to Trump adds, the ex-president commented to some confidants that it “obviously” made no sense that he was not named Time magazine’s 2023 Person of the Year — an honor that went to none other than Swift in December.


Donald Trump is for the first time in his pampered life facing serious financial ruin and possible jail time, and Taylor Swift’s popularity is what eats away at him.
- more at link -

It's a great rant that includes a multitude of praise for Ms. Swift along with insults for Chump and other MAGAs.


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Today's Tiedrich rant: holy shit, Taylor Swift has broken Donald Trump's worm-infested brain (Original Post) FakeNoose Jan 2024 OP
That photo makes him look like he's got a worm-infested face. calimary Jan 2024 #1
Best photo of him I've seen...bwah! n/t SheilaAnn Jan 2024 #2
It's probably bad lighting, but it seems like he's trying to look tanned and youthful FakeNoose Jan 2024 #3
I think the mortician did a good job on him he looks almost life like Botany Jan 2024 #5
I've seen rotten potatoes that looked better than he does there. lastlib Jan 2024 #21
Rode hard and put away wet. sop Jan 2024 #24
Ms Swift's make-up ChazInAz Jan 2024 #4
Taylor Swift employs artists to do her hair and makeup FakeNoose Jan 2024 #6
Those are two stunningly opposite images. yonder Jan 2024 #7
Captain Pantload looks like absolute hell Blue Owl Jan 2024 #11
Trump isn't pissed over Time magazine. gab13by13 Jan 2024 #8
One good. One evil. Deuxcents Jan 2024 #9
Notice the make up on his collar? Farmer-Rick Jan 2024 #10
Agree; why does he apply makeup at all? It's lipstick on a pig. Nt spooky3 Jan 2024 #12
I don't understand it either Farmer-Rick Feb 2024 #34
"Those dirty rings!" He needs Wisk around the collar :) JoseBalow Jan 2024 #16
When those ads came on with wives fretting about hubbies' "ring around spooky3 Feb 2024 #35
This man probably looks in a mirror in the morning, looks at what he sees, and says to himself, Emrys Jan 2024 #13
"What makeup?" JoseBalow Jan 2024 #19
Okay, I read the whole article. Pentagon??? NATO??? Is there some new niyad Jan 2024 #14
It's all deflection so the right-wingers don't have to think about Chump FakeNoose Jan 2024 #20
Good vs Evil in one pic world wide wally Jan 2024 #15
Wowsa!! Donnie really has that 'End of Summer' Walmart shopper look. MiHale Jan 2024 #17
The DEATHLY Florida tan look. ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2024 #18
You'd think a billionaire could find an unstained shirt ArkansasDemocrat1 Jan 2024 #22
I've never seen anyone else claiming to be so rich who had such a spectacularly awful wardrobe. Aristus Feb 2024 #37
Has that picture been photoshopped perchance? 3catwoman3 Jan 2024 #23
I think it's probably bad lighting in th ephoto, but also his makeup artist is terrible FakeNoose Jan 2024 #28
The real problem? She's HIS TYPE Warpy Jan 2024 #25
Dear Goddess, you are absolutely correct about his "type", except that she niyad Jan 2024 #30
His daughter is 42 and sge;still his type Warpy Jan 2024 #31
Good point. I am going to go throw up now. niyad Jan 2024 #32
She's who he wishes he was. Attractive, smart and COMPETENT spooky3 Feb 2024 #36
That was an epic rant MustLoveBeagles Jan 2024 #26
He'd be much better off keeping a low profile captain queeg Jan 2024 #27
That arrangement of the 2 photos is really creepy -- traitortrump stalking again. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2024 #29
Bloated FRAGILE EGO of a Malignant Narcissist Martin Eden Jan 2024 #33

FakeNoose

(32,748 posts)
3. It's probably bad lighting, but it seems like he's trying to look tanned and youthful
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 02:33 PM
Jan 2024

Somebody needs to tell him it's not working.

Botany

(70,581 posts)
5. I think the mortician did a good job on him he looks almost life like
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 02:38 PM
Jan 2024

The face putty, face paint, and just the glazed look on his face are really shocking. That is a man
who is not well and could be dead in the immediate future. It looks like after E.J.C.’s big win over
him has taken its toll. And E.J.C. and her team going on TV calling him a nothing, laughing @ him,
and daring him to talk some more shit so they can sue him again must have stung him deeply.

lastlib

(23,284 posts)
21. I've seen rotten potatoes that looked better than he does there.
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 04:44 PM
Jan 2024

(and none of them were Tuber-Vile.....) Geez, he could pass for Death warmed over in the microwave. BTHOOM why he does that to himself. (But it's his skin--if it was mine, I'd shed it and try a new one.)

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FakeNoose

(32,748 posts)
6. Taylor Swift employs artists to do her hair and makeup
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 02:40 PM
Jan 2024

Chump does his own. Can't we all tell the difference?

gab13by13

(21,402 posts)
8. Trump isn't pissed over Time magazine.
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 03:17 PM
Jan 2024

Trump is pissed that Taylor Swift may lead a movement to vote for Joe Biden.

Farmer-Rick

(10,207 posts)
10. Notice the make up on his collar?
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 03:28 PM
Jan 2024

I bet all his white shirts have that brownish ring around the collar. Wearing make up everyday on a flabby neck makes a mess.

For a man who hates people of color so much, it's odd that he paints his face with such a dark color.

Farmer-Rick

(10,207 posts)
34. I don't understand it either
Thu Feb 1, 2024, 12:06 PM
Feb 2024

What's wrong with the skin on his face that he's trying to hide?

I find as I get older, my face tans quicker and I need to keep it carefully protected out in the sun. But it's obvious what he's doing is trying to hide his normal palor.

Do you think his age spots are really bad?

spooky3

(34,476 posts)
35. When those ads came on with wives fretting about hubbies' "ring around
Thu Feb 1, 2024, 12:09 PM
Feb 2024

The collar” my late mother used to say “tell him to wash his filthy neck!”

Emrys

(7,257 posts)
13. This man probably looks in a mirror in the morning, looks at what he sees, and says to himself,
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 03:43 PM
Jan 2024

"Yeah, that'll do."

Some people want him in charge of country.

Fuck me.

niyad

(113,550 posts)
14. Okay, I read the whole article. Pentagon??? NATO??? Is there some new
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 03:50 PM
Jan 2024

species of psychedelic plant of which we are unaware, because that is some serious disconnect from reality.

FakeNoose

(32,748 posts)
20. It's all deflection so the right-wingers don't have to think about Chump
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 04:37 PM
Jan 2024

... and what a terrible candidate he is. He'll be even worse by this summer, but the RWNJs need to talk about something else.

So Taylor Swift is an easy target, however innocent she may be. There was a story in the news the other day that the Pentagon considered hiring her to do some recruitment-type TV ads. That was 4 years ago, and I don't think it ever happened. But the MAGAs are howling anyway.

It's totally nuts, and we know that Faux Noise and Xwitter (and probably Putin's bots) are driving this.

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,789 posts)
18. The DEATHLY Florida tan look.
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 04:27 PM
Jan 2024

I bet he does not wear the same shirt twice. But then, they're made in China anyways.

Aristus

(66,461 posts)
37. I've never seen anyone else claiming to be so rich who had such a spectacularly awful wardrobe.
Thu Feb 1, 2024, 12:37 PM
Feb 2024

I mean, tech billionaires love to do the khakis and superhero T-shirt thing; that's different. But TFG makes a big deal out of wearing business suits. And they are ugly and poorly-fitted. And he never mixes it up. It's always the same baggy, unflattering uniform: mediocre navy blue suit, filthy-looking white shirt, and that stupid-ass red "power tie" held together with Scotch tape.

I'm not rich, but my wardrobe is light-years better than his.

3catwoman3

(24,039 posts)
23. Has that picture been photoshopped perchance?
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 04:51 PM
Jan 2024

The skin tone is so dark it almost looks like he's in blackface makeup.

FakeNoose

(32,748 posts)
28. I think it's probably bad lighting in th ephoto, but also his makeup artist is terrible
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 05:36 PM
Jan 2024

Chump does his own hair and make-up, in case you can't tell.

Warpy

(111,338 posts)
25. The real problem? She's HIS TYPE
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 05:12 PM
Jan 2024

She's blonde, thin, and gorgeous. She likes big guys. She's his unattainable Venus and it's driving him around the bend.

She's also making enough mony that there is no way he]ll ever be able to afford her. She's a workaholic and unless somebody's ripping her off, she's really rich and for real. No bluster or boasting needed.

It's eating him alive, you can see it.

niyad

(113,550 posts)
30. Dear Goddess, you are absolutely correct about his "type", except that she
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 06:52 PM
Jan 2024

is over 25.

Okay, where is the brain bleach???

Warpy

(111,338 posts)
31. His daughter is 42 and sge;still his type
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 07:04 PM
Jan 2024

so I doubt Swift's age matters little.

It's eating him up.

spooky3

(34,476 posts)
36. She's who he wishes he was. Attractive, smart and COMPETENT
Thu Feb 1, 2024, 12:13 PM
Feb 2024

so she doesn’t have to lie and grift for her money.

captain queeg

(10,242 posts)
27. He'd be much better off keeping a low profile
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 05:31 PM
Jan 2024

Instead he’s showing the world his decline. His appearance seems to be mirroring his mental decline. Even his fan club must be worried about him. Time to put that pasty bloated mug on Stallone’s body again. It would be good to show the deteriorstion.

Martin Eden

(12,875 posts)
33. Bloated FRAGILE EGO of a Malignant Narcissist
Wed Jan 31, 2024, 11:02 PM
Jan 2024

Anyone who can't see this sociopath is mentally and morally unfit is BLIND.

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