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China Banned from Sochi Olympics After Figure Skater Tests Positive for Homosexuality
" target="_blank">MOSCOW The Sochi Winter Olympic Committee announced Thursday that it would ban the entire Chinese Olympic figure skating team from competition after Chinese skater Li Chunguang tested positive for homosexuality in a routine anti-doping test.
The Russian Ministry of Health lists homosexuality both as an infectious disease and as a performance-enhancing drug, especially in what the government defines as gay sportsfigure skating, ice dancing and male synchronized diving, among others.
During their tests, Russian anti-doping officials found that Li had a blood-homosexuality level of over 70%, well over the acceptable limit. Several homosexuality-enhancing drugs were found in Lis blood, including homofil, queeritol, sodorex and bendadrine. Several of Lis teammates also had blood-homosexuality levels higher than normal.
It is safe to assume he has spread his condition to his fellow athletes, said one health official.
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China Banned from Sochi Olympics After Figure Skater Tests Positive for Homosexuality (Original Post)
rafeh1
Feb 2014
OP
The tastful dorm redecoration with Pier One baskets was a dead give away
armed_and_liberal
Feb 2014
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DURHAM D
(32,617 posts)2. Did you write this?
rafeh1
(385 posts)3. added link to orig article
JustAnotherGen
(32,004 posts)4. Please note that the op is coming from Satire
DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)5. Everyone needs to add MiniHarm to their list...
...of satire only sites - right there between Borowitz and Onion.
About
The Ministry of Harmony (Miniharm) is dedicated to spreading the harmony enjoyed by the subjects of the Peoples Republic of China to the world, whether you like it or not.
In accordance with state soft power mandates, Miniharm offers pure, uncut truth that has been carefully screened by the relevant departments within the propaganda apparatus. Our motto is: All the news that has been deemed fit to print.
The Ministry of Harmony (Miniharm) is dedicated to spreading the harmony enjoyed by the subjects of the Peoples Republic of China to the world, whether you like it or not.
In accordance with state soft power mandates, Miniharm offers pure, uncut truth that has been carefully screened by the relevant departments within the propaganda apparatus. Our motto is: All the news that has been deemed fit to print.
I found this one rather humorous: China Gifts Japan Giant Wooden Horse, Withdraws from South China Sea:
TOKYO In an apparent easing of tensions, the Peoples Liberation Army has presented the nation of Japan with a giant wooden horse in honor of Chinese New Year.
The mysterious sculpture was found abandoned on the disputed Senkaku/Diaoyu Islands just days before the Year of the Horse, and though the PLA has not officially commented on the offering, Chinese naval ships were seen withdrawing from the contested waters, ostensibly sailing back to the coast of mainland China.
According to sources, the equine stands nearly six meters tall, ten meters long and is engraved with the phrase, For their return home, the Chinese dedicate this offering to Emperor Akihito.
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It is clear the Chinese have ended their policy of brinkmanship and given up their claim to the Senkakus, said Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Some sense a conspiracy, but I believe there is no need to look this gift horse in the mouth.
The mysterious sculpture was found abandoned on the disputed Senkaku/Diaoyu Islands just days before the Year of the Horse, and though the PLA has not officially commented on the offering, Chinese naval ships were seen withdrawing from the contested waters, ostensibly sailing back to the coast of mainland China.
According to sources, the equine stands nearly six meters tall, ten meters long and is engraved with the phrase, For their return home, the Chinese dedicate this offering to Emperor Akihito.
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It is clear the Chinese have ended their policy of brinkmanship and given up their claim to the Senkakus, said Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Some sense a conspiracy, but I believe there is no need to look this gift horse in the mouth.
polly7
(20,582 posts)6. LOL I saw that.
rafeh1
(385 posts)7. One should never take homofil
polly7
(20,582 posts)8. Beg your pardon? nt.
armed_and_liberal
(246 posts)9. The tastful dorm redecoration with Pier One baskets was a dead give away
If you are a gay athlete competing in Sochi, resist all temptation to redecorate!