"Whaargarble.....Demoncrats......Freedum......We're offensive.... Sit on our thumbs... Sit on your thumbs.... we don't discriminate - they do...."
"

to figure that "Sarah " out .

many years of tending bar would qualify me as translator. Sadly, not the case. Actually, not so sadly -- some things you just don't want to understand!

She has to quit smoking weed just before she speaks in public. She is nearly Incoherant.

Yikes!

Now, if you pay me a grand to listen to this, then we have a deal.

It'll be money in my pocket, but a full minute of my life I'll never get back.

I gave it the old 'college try,' and about 20 seconds in realized that nope, I couldn't do it! Couldn't bear to listen to that screeching voice of hers for another second!

... you can get permanent brain damage from listening to too much of that stuff.

-- Mal

suffer from communication syndrome,might be able to assist in translation.First something about her reading a handbook for the left,fingers that point have fingers back at them,also to though pointeth at someone means you meteaphoricaly crucify them race card,sexism card lets play.Reverse and attack but do not get caught.If you do middle finger them.

This makes it so much clearer.

that in monopoly money

1). The GOP is at war with the US.
2). Get my thumb out of your ass.
3). Crucify, Racism, Sexism, WHATEVER!!!
4). From the left-a.
5). They have triple the amount of fingers pointing at them. (Bang Bang)
6). They are the ones that discriminate.
7). Small clapping, fake clapping, more fake clapping.

So I analyze this shortened data and I can't figure it out. And it amazes me that people actually pay to hear this shit.

Damn, missed out on 1k.

Next......

may be runnig for Senator of Arizona?

If you didn't make it that far be sure to skip ahead to 0:55

Did I win?

robots, this person would be a total embarrassment to them.

How about $1000 if anyone can listen to this whole clip??!

I am going to try and decode this: "I am complaining about something I am not sure what I am complaining or accusing you should applaud me for chastising some one else you can use your imagination to whom this is directed". When I was 10 I knew a boy who used that tone, his Mother would slap him in the head for whining, no one really knew who he was whining about or his complaint.

tits. Would I lie to you?"

I think that's it.

And that skill is not taught is schools...I think you are born with it.

...there is a written version so I would not have to listen to her ever-so-annoying screech-whine. When was this?


(Damn you, John McCain!)

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Seems as if every Rethuglican mentions his name in an attempt to look smart.

Now my jaw hurts.

of nature's remedies, she begins to sound a touch mindless...she should limit her public speeches to a few simple words..."Look, breasts."

Me, revalent...varelent...lenvaret...telvaren...you know, I mean.

When she closed her hand to illustrate that the left points a finger and has 'triple the amount of fingers pointing right back at 'em' she got all f'd up. Should have written the rest on the other hand.

Talks To Your Kids About Drugs!

She might as well just start using acronyms, half term governor can't even finish an aphorism... She has nothing new to say.