Love TV's Frank. Had a chance to see Cinematic Titanic in Boston a couple years ago, he did some stand up prior to the movie and it was good stuff. Especially his rap about how guys from Harvard now all become TV writers and maybe if Bob McNamara had been the show runner for "Nanny and the Professor" instead of in the Johnson Administration we'd have been better off.

to get through the cash register lineup with minimum embarrassment.

Woody Allen nailed it!
I had a drugstore cashier (a hot female cashier, just to make it more humiliating) do exactly this to me in 1980. I'd sandwiched a copy of GALLERY in between TIME, NATIONAL LAMPOON, and NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. And guess which one she just HAD to do a price check on!

MST3K was the pinnacle of human achievement since we crawled out of the swamps and walked upright.

It's up there with the wheel and the polio vaccine and calculus in terms of the best human activity can accomplish.

-90% Jimmy