Regardless of who it ends up being

Trump has set the bar very low, so your assumption is pretty much a lock.

If I just sat at my desk for four years and did nothing except breath and blink, I'd be hailed as one of the greats just because of what came right before me

tweeting, watching a lot of TV, and your "two scoops" of ice cream each night. You can't do any worse!

Presidents make better money than I do
And I get to ride around in a jet for free
And give important positions to my friends, who have little-to-know qualifications for the job they'll fill