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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsName something you could say during sex AND at Thanksgiving dinner...
Saw this question on another website and the answers were a lot of fun. Might as well get some DUzies.
gopiscrap
(23,768 posts)hibbing
(10,114 posts)gopiscrap
(23,768 posts)nocalflea
(1,387 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)MLAA
(17,375 posts)I've given up that word since Moore hit the scene.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,004 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,831 posts)hibbing
(10,114 posts)fierywoman
(7,709 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)You think whipped cream and chocolate sauce is kinky, try busting out a healthy scoop of southern potato salad.
FM123
(10,054 posts)sl8
(14,041 posts)Good one.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)DFW
(54,515 posts)Three 95 year old guys are sitting on a bench.
After half an hour, one looks up and says, "Sex is nice." His head sags back down.
After another half hour, the second one looks up and says, "Christmas is also nice." His head head sags back down.
After another half hour, the third one looks up and says, "And Christmas comes more often."
madaboutharry
(40,248 posts)Lulu KC
(2,579 posts)Response to sl8 (Reply #12)
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hibbing
(10,114 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)apparently!
Docreed2003
(16,905 posts)GeoWilliam750
(2,523 posts)Nice legs!
cilla4progress
(24,802 posts)Some skin!
hibbing
(10,114 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)DBoon
(22,430 posts)nt
DBoon
(22,430 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)and devour my giblets.
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)madamesilverspurs
(15,821 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)MLAA
(17,375 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)unblock
(52,503 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)Next time, leave it in longer.
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)MLAA
(17,375 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)dive into that pie!
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)RandySF
(59,823 posts)hay rick
(7,669 posts)MLAA
(17,375 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)TlalocW
(15,394 posts)Can take all the weight?
TlalocW
Response to True Dough (Original post)
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(52,503 posts)hay rick
(7,669 posts)pressbox69
(2,252 posts)GeoWilliam750
(2,523 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)pfitz59
(10,423 posts)(Referencing an old Penthouse letter)
hay rick
(7,669 posts)Tree-Hugger
(3,371 posts)Rollo
(2,559 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)between my buns.
7wo7rees
(5,128 posts)These buns are so fluffy!
You can never have enough butter.
I haven't been this full in a long time!
I'm definitely having seconds.
Now it's time to nap.
Sure glad these pants are loose...
Takket
(21,715 posts)hay rick
(7,669 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)You're ribbing us!
hay rick
(7,669 posts)As if there was a wrong way.
quickesst
(6,283 posts)Beartracks
(12,839 posts)=========
hay rick
(7,669 posts)Okay, so it makes my sister uncomfortable. It's only once a year.
tapermaker
(244 posts)or wait till I'm finished .
NBachers
(17,191 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)You have a contingency plan???
NBachers
(17,191 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)blow the horn of plenty, if ya know what I'm sayin!
MFM008
(19,837 posts)...........
world wide wally
(21,762 posts)Then it's over just like that!
sakabatou
(42,204 posts)Blue Owl
(50,596 posts)n/t
LuckyCharms
(17,472 posts)BamaRefugee
(3,488 posts)Lochloosa
(16,084 posts)underpants
(183,046 posts)underpants
(183,046 posts)underpants
(183,046 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)Skittles
(153,314 posts)aw OK it's not a match
LuckyCharms
(17,472 posts)Probably wasn't appropriate?
randr
(12,418 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,382 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,384 posts)nightwing1240
(1,996 posts)woodsprite
(11,941 posts)MLAA
(17,375 posts)Response to True Dough (Original post)
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NotASurfer
(2,157 posts)even if everything was over prepared, and ends up cold, gummy, and about as appetizing as old shoe leather - I love you, so it's going to be wonderful, and we will cherish the memories forever
True Dough
(17,392 posts)be writing cards for Hallmark or something. How poetic!
NotASurfer
(2,157 posts)and sometimes posting from a phone encourages a brevity of the thumb that pares down the words. Thanks for that compliment: )
Good thread, no idea why going romantic on it occurred to me but sometimes you just roll with an inspiration
Danascot
(4,699 posts)We'll never get done if you just gum the meat.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,804 posts)I can't believe how fast you finish.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)True Dough
(17,392 posts)that's not crude or suggestive. Are you in the right thread?
Sweet, very sweet.
OnDoutside
(19,987 posts)Yonnie3
(17,516 posts)Motley13
(3,867 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,776 posts)sl8
(14,041 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,384 posts)becca da bakkah
(426 posts)....but here's my contributions:
"It's kind of dry". Or, conversely, "God, it's so moist!" And my personal favorite,
"think we can sneak a piece before the others get here?!"
True Dough
(17,392 posts)Late-comers always welcome!
becca da bakkah
(426 posts)....I'll bring the water for the lemonade!
csziggy
(34,140 posts)Pretty much this scene:
hay rick
(7,669 posts)Pecan pie. You can't fake it.
csziggy
(34,140 posts)Because I never took the second one to the feast.
Most years I make two, give one to friends and take one to the family dinner. And I never get even a bite since I have a slice of my brother in law's excellent cheese cake and no room for my pue.
This year I made meringue cookies (for the kids who have multiple food allergies/sensitivities) and a key lime pie to use up the yolks left from the meringue. Since I still had energy I also made two pecan pies, gave one to our friends and kept the other one here. We had our first slices last night and it is as good as I remember it from years ago, the last time I got any of it.
I was ready to have an orgasm while eating it - not at all a fake one, either!