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Jumpin Judas Priest
My middle name was Mud
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)Just so I can get off post 666
Lochloosa
(16,086 posts)blaze
(6,397 posts)And they didn't need to be hollered.
Irish_Dem
(48,126 posts)lapucelle
(18,414 posts)from Jefferson Davis.
safeinOhio
(32,762 posts)Irish_Dem
(48,126 posts)Dads are much more hands on parents, are more positive in their relationships with the kids, not just the disciplinarians.
LeftInTX
(25,817 posts)I didn't use it on my kids.
It made my mom look weak and ineffectual.
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,930 posts)I've always thought it was despicable.
brucefan
(1,549 posts)Irish_Dem
(48,126 posts)dflprincess
(28,095 posts)along with "Mother of God!"
Irish_Dem
(48,126 posts)And "for the love of heaven will you kids stop making such a racket.
You would wake the dead."
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)For someone lazy: Useless as teats on a boar.
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!
You're slower than molasses in January. (Fitting for this week.)
Zoonart
(11,920 posts)cornball 24
(1,482 posts)BlueSpot
(856 posts)I don't think it would have come to mind for this thread so thanks for the flashback.
cornball 24
(1,482 posts)call "Momisms" and "Dadisms". It brings back lots of memories.
MaryMagdaline
(6,859 posts)I wasn't born yesterday
Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)You'd think my mom was a fan of old timey wrestling.
elleng
(131,438 posts)and Dad said it occasionally in HUMOR!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,015 posts)Do you want your face to freeze like that?
There are starving children in India who would love to have those Brussels sprouts.
Don't make me come up there.
What's all the forstyrrelse?? (Norwegian for "disturbance" )
Eat what's in front of you, I'm not running a short order restaurant.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)Thought we were SO smart to say "ya mom, name one.". Sounds so horrible now
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,015 posts)I was told not to be a smart-aleck. And eat my Brussels sprouts.
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)I got wise at the age of 6, one time only, took a mouth full of peas, carefully spit them into my napkin and asked if I could be excused from the dinner table, went into the half bath just off dining room, took the napkin and peas, threw them in the toilet, flushed and went back to the good stuff. I was never caught but knew better not to do it again.
WhiteTara
(29,739 posts)the birdie builds his nest.
(I've been rather impatient my entire life.)
pressbox69
(2,252 posts)up the fat cooks ass for a milkshake.
FSogol
(45,598 posts)Whenever my sister or I said, "I'm bored."
Alpeduez21
(1,761 posts)"Hello?"
"Is, (my sister there)?"
"No she is at the park, school, softball practice." Basically, wherever she was.
"DON'T SAY THAT!!!! What if it's an axe murderer?!"
It's Billy, Mom. It was never an axe murderer.
frogmarch
(12,161 posts)Also hell's bells.
Strong language for my mom to use.
Iggo
(47,599 posts)Iggo
(47,599 posts)Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)Iggo
(47,599 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,866 posts)He is of course the friend who was allowed to do something that I was not.
Wwcd
(6,288 posts)Mom 🍃
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,930 posts)smack us into the middle of next week.
That always fascinated me, but once she'd issued that threat I wasn't quite willing to find out how that would feel.
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)or "watch your mouth/ tone mister or you wont sit down for a week"
applegrove
(118,944 posts)have crazy over the love of you".
tblue37
(65,552 posts)greymattermom
(5,754 posts)when his car comes down the driveway.
NanceGreggs
(27,821 posts)
she thought were dangerous because youll fall down, break your leg, and poke your eye out.
For some reason (known only to my mother) these three things invariably happened simultaneously.
When my friend, Lynn, actually did fall and break her leg, my mother always looked at her differently I think she was trying to figure out which eye was the fake one.
OregonBlue
(7,756 posts)with all us teenage girls she would make us all come and then point at the one she was really pissed at. Then she's say "YOU stay here and the other two go think about what your sister did wrong this time".
AzureCrest
(65 posts)CincyDem
(6,420 posts)rogerballard
(2,925 posts)I will leave it at that ...
sprinkleeninow
(20,272 posts)A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)Beartracks
(12,841 posts)Or, "It's not what you say, it's how you say it."
I did hear that a lot!
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A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)MLAA
(17,376 posts)My grandma would say A whistling woman and a cackling hen never did come to a very good end
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)redstateblues
(10,565 posts)Ohiogal
(32,209 posts)Whenever I did something dumb.
TlalocW
(15,394 posts)Not really said passive-aggressively, but when discussing what you were planning on doing - like course of study in college, travel plans, etc. if she thought you had a handle on things, she would say that.
TlalocW
Cartoonist
(7,326 posts)Whenever one of us kids would say "I'm hungry" or "I'm thirsty" she would say "I'm Jean, how do you do?"
She kept all of us fed and hydrated.
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)She was born in 1922, she had a few classics.
fairfaxvadem
(1,231 posts)We were always puzzled by that one. Her way of trying not to swear. But shed slip a few times now and again. Dad was a fan of flipping off shitty drivers and telling us to not A/C the whole neighborhood and stop slamming the damn door on our way out.
And always, always: Because I said so. This constant injustice contributed heavily to my rebellious streak.
And me not being a morning person, my mom would torment me coming into my room, open the blinds and say, after who knows how much coffee, Rise and Shine! Ever since, Ive never liked morning people, hahahaha!
RandySF
(59,867 posts)mitch96
(13,948 posts)I forgot them all... especially after I was taller than her... I just laughed.....
She loved politicians.. She said they all had the same line.. "vote for me, the hell with you!"
There were a bunch of "salty" ones also....
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KT2000
(20,607 posts)there were others that I shouldn't repeat. She did teach me how to swear properly - something she learned in finishing school.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,367 posts)He wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)Mom used that all the time.
flor-de-jasmim
(2,128 posts)WAit til your Dad gets home. We laugh now about the time she yelled, "Get me the belt!" and I said I wouldn't, since she'd just belt me with it. She says that was the day she knew the jig was up.
THen there was "When you get your own place, you can make the rules."
AH, and classic, altho it was only said once. I was 13 and had braces. My Dad was about to hit me on or near my mouth. My mom shouted, "Dear, don't forget the braces cost $1400!"
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)My Mom knew the jig was up when she grabbed a switch off the tree by the back door, I grabbed it threw it to the ground and walked away.
Beartracks
(12,841 posts)I Googled it just now, not really sure how to spell it, and can't find anything like it.
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DonCoquixote
(13,616 posts)and boy was she right
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)She was right...
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)I was not a bad kid... Mom would say this to keep 6 children in line.
VOX
(22,976 posts)"Always thinking about yourself, me, me, me. Try thinking about others for awhile. We'd ALL love to just sit on our duffs all day, but there's work to be done, my friend."
"Yes, Mom." (As my mind drifts to thoughts of a certain girl in French class, while I rake up the leaves in the backyard.)
Glorfindel
(9,750 posts)"That's exactly where he belongs, isn't it?" (innocently fluttering her eyelashes).
"If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find it at the end of your arm."
"A promise made is a debt unpaid." (She was a great fan of Robert Service's poems.)
CanSocDem
(3,286 posts)...how to sook eggs.
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Little Star
(17,055 posts)I'm the neck that turns the head.
I think that might have been her own original because I've never heard anyone else say it.
Soylent Henry
(32 posts)"After a hundred feet, my marksmanship ain't very good!"
markbark
(1,563 posts)"Sh!t in one hand and wish in the other -- see which gets filled faster"
...and often said to me and my sister when we at each other's throats:
"I'm gonna lock both of you in a room and give first aid to the survivor!"
unblock
(52,510 posts)mitch96
(13,948 posts)Im gonna steal that one if you don't mind...
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Faux pas
(14,716 posts)fun whether you want to or not!" "Just when I'm bragging about you guys, you go and screw it up."
LWolf
(46,179 posts)and "Do as I say, not as I do."
and "Get your nose out of that book and go outside and play."
Still Blue in PDX
(1,999 posts)You want me to get that yardstick? -or- You want a lickin'?
Hell's bells!
He was behind the door when God was passing out the brains.
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)red dog 1
(27,939 posts)(I never had an answer for that one)
mercuryblues
(14,564 posts)drag your ass.
hibbing
(10,116 posts)Always with dinner if something leftover.
Peace
Awsi Dooger
(14,565 posts)Such an awesome smile when she said that. I'll always picture it. It was reserved for something that really surprised her for the good.
I had a towel etched with those words and keep it in my dresser drawer.
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)We would all take a ride..
steve2470
(37,457 posts)Always loved that one!
steve2470
(37,457 posts)also loved that one!
LNM
(1,083 posts)I'll knock your heads together!
rogerballard
(2,925 posts)The two youngest boys... I heard that one...
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)It was never just to each his own. She always added "as I always say".
Also, she liked to say "Go soak your head" when she was mad at somebody. She wouldn't say it directly to the person but would say something like "Ronald Reagan can go soak his head".
PasadenaTrudy
(3,998 posts)Heavens to Betsy! Holy Smokes! What a load of hooey! My mom was born in 1922 and grew up in Waukegan, Ill.
mythology
(9,527 posts)The first, upon me complaining something hurt "well stop doing it then" She's a nurse and I'm accident prone, sympathy was in short supply.
The second (and possibly third, but they are related) "you don't have to have a penis (or uterus) to do that 'insert some stereotypically gendered thing like cook, do laundry, change the oil on your car'.
Oh and this wasn't so much a regular saying, but her description of childbirth helped put me off ever having kids "It's like shoving a wet saint bernard through a cat door."