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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,489 posts) Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:13 AM Jun 2018

Clearing up the yoga problem

So Greta is in the doctor's office...

Greta: "Doc, no one in my yoga class will come near me. They call me Gassy."
Doctor: "Hmmmmm"
Greta: "Doc, I pass a little gas sometimes but it is silent and it never stinks."
Doctor: "Show me the yoga position that creates the most problems for you."

Greta gets into a yoga position and then lets go with an extended very loud Pfttttttttttttt.

Doctor: "Well Greta, we need to run a few tests. First we're going to check your hearing... and then, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, we need to check your sense of smell!"

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Clearing up the yoga problem (Original Post) discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2018 OP

I was in a yoga class when just about everyone started breaking wind. wasupaloopa Jun 2018 #1

After the man received his sandwich... discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2018 #2

That reminds me of the Buddhist monk who went to a Dodger game. He wanted a hot dog and asked for wasupaloopa Jun 2018 #3

And now for something completely different discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2018 #4

Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2018 #5

wasupaloopa

(4,516 posts)

1. I was in a yoga class when just about everyone started breaking wind.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:19 AM

Jun 2018

It was that position where you lay on your back and bring your legs up over your head and touch your toes behind your head. It compresses your abdomen and if there is any gas, out it comes. It becomes almost impossible to maintain a serene demeanor.

That is one reason why you are not supposed to eat at least 45 minutes before class.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,489 posts)

2. After the man received his sandwich...

Reply to wasupaloopa (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:39 AM

Jun 2018

...he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The man, infuriated, demanded, "Where is my change." The vendor replied, "Oh, one with everything, change comes from within."

wasupaloopa

(4,516 posts)

3. That reminds me of the Buddhist monk who went to a Dodger game. He wanted a hot dog and asked for

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:42 AM

Jun 2018

one with everything.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,489 posts)

4. And now for something completely different

Reply to wasupaloopa (Reply #3)

Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:44 AM

Jun 2018

O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, 3 miles, eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this ... I've got that Fokker in sight!"

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,489 posts)

5. Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:47 AM

Jun 2018

Namaste.

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