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LuckyCharms

(17,479 posts)
Sat Jun 23, 2018, 09:24 AM Jun 2018

On top of everything else, I apparently have a "severe medical issue" now.

About 6 or 7 weeks ago, I received my order from Amazon in the mail.

It does not matter what was in the package...that's my business.

Anyway, the package contained one of those silica gel moisture absorbing packets.

The packet said "DO NOT EAT".

So I stopped eating.

Now my doctor said I'm "starving myself to death".

I don't know where he got his medical degree, but he's telling me that the silica gel packet is the reason I have no energy.

What a bunch of bullshit.

And on the slim chance that what my doctor says actually turns out to be true, I'm fucking suing that silica company for putting dangerous and misleading warnings on their products.

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On top of everything else, I apparently have a "severe medical issue" now. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jun 2018 OP
Florida girl...?? (eom) CanSocDem Jun 2018 #1
Me you mean? Florida? No, I live in Miami. LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #2
You are too cute. Polly Hennessey Jun 2018 #3
Gosh, who knew?! Ohiogal Jun 2018 #4
I'm trying to tell him I have some kind of disease... LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #5
Are you sure it is not schistosomiasis? csziggy Jun 2018 #6
I was convinced I had that once... backtoblue Jun 2018 #7

LuckyCharms

(17,479 posts)
5. I'm trying to tell him I have some kind of disease...
Sat Jun 23, 2018, 09:49 AM
Jun 2018

like Bosischlondrontinsis or something.

He dismissed my concerns and called me a hyperkondriact.

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