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mac56

(17,575 posts) Mon Jun 25, 2018, 02:47 PM Jun 2018

Tasteless joke of the day

During my last checkup I asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"

"I really can't say," he answered. "Right now Mercury is in Uranus."

"I don't really go in for any of that astrology nonsense," I said.

"Neither do I," he replied. "My thermometer just broke."

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Tasteless joke of the day (Original Post) mac56 Jun 2018 OP

😆 underpants Jun 2018 #1

Excellent! Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #2

Owwww MFM008 Jun 2018 #3

underpants

(183,053 posts)

1. 😆

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2018, 02:50 PM

Jun 2018

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

2. Excellent!

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2018, 02:57 PM

Jun 2018

Not all change is positive, but I imagine few of us miss the days of the anal-invader thermometer.

MFM008

(19,837 posts)

3. Owwww

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2018, 03:46 PM

Jun 2018

In the process of shaking those things down they would fly out of my hand and break into a million pieces.
I think my son probably has brain damage due to Mercury....

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