Just think, low overhead, low shipping costs, etc. It's a win/win!!!

People dumb enough to buy "rapture kits" deserve to be parted from their money anyway, so send them an empty box and promise them that it will magically appear full of food, water and decontamination suits the second the rapture begins.

I bet you sell out in hours...

I guessed that would be so they could smugly look down on the heathens left on Earth.

Binoculars?

Do what Jim Bakker does, and drop-ship Augason Farms stuff to your customers.

Even though Bakker is a crook, he's selling that crap cheaper than the manufacturer is.

I don’t know! Who cleans out the litter boxes in heaven?

that way it does not matter what's inside.

Of course you could put 7 seals on it with appropriate warnings.

You get raptured, who takes care of your pets? Five thousand one time payment, you can’t take the money with you anyway.

I'm not sure they know what they are talking about. It may not be as rapturous as they have come to believe and, if I were in their position, I'd be prepared for fire and brimstone. They've been warned, but they have not followed the teachings that would qualify them for a rapture of heavenly beauty and bliss. Reread the qualifications...Bible!

A magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers, so they can give tRump a quick BJ prior to being whisked away.

Just add water and - voila, you have water.

In your enterprise.

those irresponsible devout fucks driving around or piloting aircraft or operating tower cranes or doing surgery... what are we supposed to do when they get vaporized away from wherever they were doing a critical task?

should devout Christians be hired for such positions? seems like it should be harder for them to get drivers' licenses...

Light weight and easy to reconstitute!

Charge them an arm and a leg for shipping and handling. Then just sit back and count your cash.

Have them send it to a PO Box. Then cancel your PO Box after you've received all payments.

booze and sex toys. Won't they all feel stupid when they open their gift bags.

No potty stops........

It's a perfect addition. The WWF/rapture crowd who would buy your kit would surely see that as a selling point.