Though first they would complain about being forced to use one of those liberal CFL or LED bulbs because you can't even buy a real (incandescent) bulb anymore. Damn liberals.

How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. I to change it and two tah remembuh how good the ooooold one was

One to complain that light bulbs just ain't as good as they used to be
One to search in old hardware stores looking for a light bulb made in 1975, when light bulbs were made right
One to tell the kids they're spoiled and lazy not havin' ta change light bulbs every week
One to reminisce that when light bulbs burned out when they were kids they had to walk uphill both ways to the store to buy new ones
One to blame Democrats for the high price of light bulbs
One to write a law guaranteeing Americans the right to use any light bulbs they want
One to search the web for "how to make your own light bulb" pages