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lame54

(35,349 posts)
Mon Jan 28, 2019, 03:31 PM Jan 2019

A Marked Down Parrot at a Pet Shop

A woman asked "What's the story?"
The owner says "He was rescued from a brothel and says some colorful things."
"That's no problem. I'll take him."

When she gets home she removes the sheet from over the cage and the parrot says, "Hey, a new whorehouse."

Her 2 daughters walk in and the parrot says, "2 new girls for the whorehouse."

Then her husband walks in and the parrot says, "Hi Joe, I see you found the new whorehouse."

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