I actually think that peloton does a decent job of marketing. I find myself wanting one and then I remember that I have an actual mountain bike and have a creek and wilderness trails out my back door.

Link to tweet

out of one of Queen's greatest hits!

with no need to remove the splattered bugs from between your teeth. Pampered life is good!

You know what's crazy? Or maybe not...My husband bought an elliptical/stepper combination for exercise since our winters are so long up here and he just loves it. I feel like a rat on a wheel on that darned thing. We set it up so that you can look at a mountain that is covered in snow and usually has elk on it and I still just hate it. I bundle up, grab my walking poles and hit the trails in my boots. It ain't a Peloton, but it works. That said, I love the Twitter roasting of Peloton!

Pelotons should be for people stuck in tiny apartments in big cities.

I'm actually riding a bicycle........outside!" PRICELESS!!!!!!!

I mean, who doesn't read Architecture Digest wearing combat boots?

There is no place for such risky behavior.

Parked in front of their million dollar+ home.

You might be onto something.

a room with matching claw-foot bathtubs, facing out towards the ocean!

always account for the amount of space it will take up in your garage before it's finally sold at a yard sale. You may have to store one of the Maybachs elsewhere for the duration.

tax refund one year on a very nice treadmill. Most expensive towel rack ever.