Peeled and salted.

I will have to try the suicide option tho I doubt she'll fall for it.....

But Lindsey Graham never looked so good.

Since you couldn’t marry any of them and the temporary pleasure of killing them is outweighed by the jail sentence you’d get, I’d have to choose the second option...in a rustic log cabin 50 miles from the main road and out of cell phone range, and I’d take the car back to civilization before they woke up.

McConnell is 76 years old. He would probably be impotent anyway. If I did sleep with him, he would probably have a heart attack and then we would finally be rid of him. Marry Trump. He is probably going to jail soon anyway. If not, I would spy on him and collect every bit of dirt on him. No one says that I have to sleep with him if I married him. Melania certainly doesn't. It would probably screw up that he finally is married to a blonde pretty woman who is the same age as his daughter and he still cant have sex with her. Especially, if he knew that I fucked McConnell.

Plus, my parents would make Trump's life hell. My life long liberal feminist mother is a very sweet woman but hates Trump with a passion. She would be the mother in law from hell to him. My stepfather, dad and stepmother are all feminist and democrats as well.

The reason to kill Graham is that he is Lindsey Graham which is reason enough.