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mac56

(17,575 posts) Sun Feb 24, 2019, 03:42 PM Feb 2019

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Donald Trump is worried about the future,

so he goes to see a fortune teller.

"Tell me," he asks, "what day will I be forced to resign?"

The fortune teller looks into her crystal ball. "Signs are hazy," she says, "but I can tell you it will be on a national holiday."

"Hmm," Trump wonders. "Which national holiday?"

"Believe me," the fortune teller replies, "whatever day you are forced to resign will be a national holiday."

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Donald Trump is worried about the future, (Original Post) mac56 Feb 2019 OP

Ba-dum (cymbal crash) Blue Owl Feb 2019 #1

Your soundtrack, good sir... DRoseDARs Feb 2019 #3

If you're ever in the Netherlands, be sure to visit Fritz Walter Feb 2019 #12

K&R smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #2

Not bad! red dog 1 Feb 2019 #4

. littlemissmartypants Feb 2019 #5

Love it. iluvtennis Feb 2019 #6

Save the date mgardener Feb 2019 #7

lol!! TalenaGor Feb 2019 #8

Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Feb 2019 #9

To be known as "Dumped Trump Day" rurallib Feb 2019 #10

"You're Fired! Day" lagomorph777 Feb 2019 #14

I like it gopiscrap Feb 2019 #11

VT day. California_Republic Feb 2019 #13

Blue Owl

(50,596 posts)

1. Ba-dum (cymbal crash)

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 03:44 PM

Feb 2019

DRoseDARs

(6,810 posts)

3. Your soundtrack, good sir...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:01 PM

Feb 2019

Fritz Walter

(4,292 posts)

12. If you're ever in the Netherlands, be sure to visit

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 06:43 PM

Feb 2019

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

2. K&R

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 04:55 PM

Feb 2019

red dog 1

(27,935 posts)

4. Not bad!

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:04 PM

Feb 2019

K&R

littlemissmartypants

(22,871 posts)

5. .

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:08 PM

Feb 2019

iluvtennis

(19,912 posts)

6. Love it.

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:12 PM

Feb 2019

mgardener

(1,825 posts)

7. Save the date

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:24 PM

Feb 2019

For July 4th. TAB day
Liberation from Trump day.

Take America Back day.

TalenaGor

(1,104 posts)

8. lol!!

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:38 PM

Feb 2019

Wounded Bear

(58,793 posts)

9. Ok, that got a chuckle...

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 05:52 PM

Feb 2019

rurallib

(62,483 posts)

10. To be known as "Dumped Trump Day"

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 06:24 PM

Feb 2019

with fireworks and parades and speeches and ...........

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

14. "You're Fired! Day"

Reply to rurallib (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 25, 2019, 12:27 PM

Feb 2019

gopiscrap

(23,768 posts)

11. I like it

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 06:32 PM

Feb 2019

California_Republic

(1,826 posts)

13. VT day.

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 08:36 PM

Feb 2019

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