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Source--https://www.wowktv.com/news/national/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-his-anus-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-testicles/2024702649
entire story-CASHMERE, Wash. (WTVO) -- Trouble snowballed for a man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles and was then found to be hiding marijuana in his buttocks, according to police. The Wenatchee World News reports that 27-year-old Cameron Jeffrey Wilson was carrying a gun in his front pocket on April 5th when it accidentally went off, piercing his testicles and embedding itself in his inner thigh.
When doctors at the hospital tried to operate, a balloon filled with marijuana fell out of his anus.Police arrived to search Wilson's car and found a bag of meth, according to the report.Wilson, a convicted felon, was then transported to the Chelan County Jail where he was strip searched -- and another balloon of marijuana fell out of his anus.
Wilson was charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth and possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility. He pleaded not guilty on all charges and awaits his next court date on June 18th.
rzemanfl
(29,589 posts)Drumpf would say "on me" I said that, but the devil started it.
underpants
(183,068 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I get searching him and I get charging him with possession but it seems kinda shitty to charge him with possession at a correctional facility when they are the ones that took him to the correctional facility.
Harker
(14,143 posts)His mind must have been elsewhere.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)was probably still on hospital drugs - it would be easy to forget about a bag of dope up your butt in that situation. Wouldn't it?
You can't just drag a guy to jail and then get mad at him for forgetting about the butt stash. When you knew there was already some stuff up there!
That's a cruel and unusual charge.
Kaleva
(36,409 posts)The guy won but he ended up in the ER.
irisblue
(33,067 posts)Flared endings people, flared endings on objects, and lube
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...you'd be surprised how many times I've heard this excuse...
Major Nikon
(36,828 posts)Fla Dem
(23,905 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,662 posts)denbot
(9,901 posts)Just saying..
Indeed!