looks a little awkward, but if it works, heck - Beamer's happy, it seems!

We've adopted a couple of these, over the years, in Maryland, WITHOUT Legos!

I have NO idea where the thing came from - we're at least half a mile from the nearest natural habitat. After we had fun with the camera, we took him to a wooded area with nearby wetlands and sent him on his way. I used to find them all the time in MD, but this is the first one I've seen in at least a decade (in PA now).

and saves them, takes them home for a bit, feeds them, and they move on. She pretty much lives in a natural habitat, along with 3 dogs, a cat and a 'gold' fish.

As to 'yours,' Slow and Steady, you know!

They even have signs on the road (like deer crossing signs). I've moved a shitload of the things off of the highway. You always take them to the side of the road they were heading toward or they'll just turn right around and head back into the roadway. People drive like assholes there, and not just your typical assholes. I stopped on the shoulder right off an exit to move a turtle that probably weighed a good 70 lbs - easily 2' in diameter. In the short time that took, three SUV's blared their horns at me (and the car had the flashers on). Another time I spanned both lanes of traffic with my 84 Colony Park (20ish feet) to guard a duck and her ducklings while they crossed the road. A couple other people got out to help me herd them but some asshole in an SUV drove up onto the median strip to get around and almost took out the last baby in the line. Can you seriously be in that big of a hurry to get to McDonald's?

On Edit: I lived in Riverdale for a couple of years.