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marble falls

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Wed Jan 1, 2020, 08:58 PM Jan 2020

55 Years Ago: Soupy Sales Asks Kids to Send Him Money

55 Years Ago: Soupy Sales Asks Kids to Send Him Money
Dave Lifton
January 1, 2020


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https://ultimateclassicrock.com/soupy-sales-new-years-day-joke/

Even beloved children's entertainers can get into trouble with their bosses, as Soupy Sales discovered when he made an unscripted comment on the Jan. 1, 1965, episode of his syndicated TV show that led to a suspension.

According to the story, Sales had a few minutes to kill at the end of his late-afternoon show, which had moved from to New York from Los Angeles only a few months before, when an idea popped into his head.

"Hey, kids," he began. "Last night was New Year’s Eve, and your mom and dad were out having a good time. And they work hard, and after last night, they are probably still sleeping, so what I want you to do is tiptoe into the bedroom, but don’t wake them up. You will see your mom’s pocketbook and your dad’s pants on the floor, but don’t wake ’em up! Go into your mom’s pocketbook and your dad’s pants, and you will see little green pieces of paper with pictures of guys with beards on them. Now, don’t wake them up, but get those little green pieces of paper and put them in an envelope, and on the envelope write Soupy Sales, Channel 5.”

As a thank-you, Sales added, he'd send the kids a postcard from Puerto Rico.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly in 1993, the comedian claimed he received only $1 and some Monopoly money. But that same year, he told an audience at the Brokerage Comedy Club in Bellmore, N.Y., that he received $80,000. One woman in attendance shouted, "I want my dollar back!" To which Sales responded, "That's my ride home." He also recalled a 28-year-old woman who sent in a dollar with the message, "I've seen your show, and you should go to Puerto Rico."

You can watch the 1993 comment from the comedy club below.

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55 Years Ago: Soupy Sales Asks Kids to Send Him Money (Original Post) marble falls Jan 2020 OP
Soupy Sales dirty jokes rurallib Jan 2020 #1
There's an urban legend about some guys who put an ad in the paper... First Speaker Jan 2020 #2
Surprised it would be shut down, I wonder what law it broke. Urban legends. marble falls Jan 2020 #3

rurallib

(62,465 posts)
1. Soupy Sales dirty jokes
Wed Jan 1, 2020, 09:34 PM
Jan 2020

One of the Sales jokes that became legendary along with the green pieces of paper was his 'attempt' to teach Fang the alphabet.

In this video the alphabet story is told between the 3 minute mark and the 6:30 mark, followed by a couple more of Sales slyly dirty jokes:

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)
2. There's an urban legend about some guys who put an ad in the paper...
Wed Jan 1, 2020, 11:23 PM
Jan 2020

...that just said, "send your dollars to Box XYZ, Los Angeles". That was it. Supposedly, they made a fortune before the Post Office shut them down...

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