That should teach 'em! Although, they probably will say that even toilet water is a gift from dog.

Link to tweet

Water becomes beer which becomes water again.

Resurrection?

Beer starts off as a liquid.

Then it turns into gas.

It ends the cycle by ending up as solid waste.

But I have turned Mexican beer into urine. Does that count?

No problem,... trDump has been declared an official messiah by the Evangelical Church.

K&R

It becomes serious enough for prosecution and death threats.

It can be dangerous to expose those in power who make money from such 'miracles'.

(from the replies) - The Indian miracle-buster stuck in Finland
By Samanthi Dissanayake BBC News, Helsinki

3 June 2014

"For some Catholics the veracity of the miracle is no longer the point. Edamaruku, they say, insulted the Catholic church, by alleging the church manufactured the miracle to make money, by claiming the church was anti-science and even casting doubt over the miracle that ensured Mother Theresa's sainthood. "

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26815298

* tbragsdale @tbragsdale

To be fair. Drinking some toilet water ranks low on the damage blind faith has done.

* Cat Gee @catgrest1

There is a "you can lead a Christian to water" joke in there somewhere.

* Dan Rorabaugh @RorabaughDan

Well, that could get you to the afterlife pretty quickly.

* Dara Hunt @DLHDara

Jesus, you're leaking

* Hugh Jasse @Mr_Hugh_Jasse

Sounds like God is trolling them.

KY................