Closing arguments

The nucleii of the atoms
at the center of my being
the pure beginning essence of what makes up me
has been around since the beginning of time
So has the essence of my wife
We have been married for over 20 years
but we have been together forever


Problem lies with the fact that we are not really compatible. In fact, we are the cause of everything. And I mean everything. Those nucleii that make up each of our beings got too close together at the very beginning of time and our close proximity caused the original Big Bang.

Now at this time in history
after all these billions of years
we have found ourselves back together again
in The Milky Way in our sun's orbit
on the planet earth in a continent named America
in the State of Oklahoma

It is up to you judge to prevent this utter catastrophe
from occurring and allowing the second Big Bang by granting
this divorce.