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MerryBlooms

(11,778 posts) Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:40 AM Jun 2012

A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot -

police are looking for hardened criminals.

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A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot - (Original Post) MerryBlooms Jun 2012 OP

They're now giving viagra to men in the local nursing home... Scuba Jun 2012 #1

Kick stands. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #2

! MerryBlooms Jun 2012 #3

I literally did that last week, for the first time since I was a kid. bluedigger Jun 2012 #4

There will be stiff penalties, I presume LiberalEsto Jun 2012 #5

Undoubtedly there'll be some hard time involved. bluesbassman Jun 2012 #6

It's just Rush headed for the Dominican Republic again. n/t A Simple Game Jun 2012 #7

LOL , same though, same time crunch60 Jun 2012 #9

Quick, send DHS to Limbaugh's house, heard he was headed back to crunch60 Jun 2012 #8

It was Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick Generic Brad Jun 2012 #10

I told this joke to either Kali or CaliforniaPeggy when they called me at the hospital last week!! MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #11

Spam deleted by DURHAM D (MIR Team) daman199 Jun 2012 #12

You know what they say... MrScorpio Jun 2012 #13

The thieves were seen escaping on pogo sticks........ panader0 Jun 2012 #14

Give it to Repukes and they will hifiguy Jun 2012 #15

Was it LynneSin? LNM Jun 2012 #16

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket..... Grantuspeace Jun 2012 #17

One of the thieves was badly hurt during the getaway..... corksean Jun 2012 #18

What bonehead thought up this caper? retread Jun 2012 #19

They're going to make a movie about it. FloridaJudy Jun 2012 #20

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

1. They're now giving viagra to men in the local nursing home...

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:41 AM

Jun 2012

... keeps 'em from rolling out of bed at night.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

2. Kick stands.

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:46 AM

Jun 2012

MerryBlooms

(11,778 posts)

3. !

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:49 AM

Jun 2012

bluedigger

(17,091 posts)

4. I literally did that last week, for the first time since I was a kid.

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:53 AM

Jun 2012

I better go see my doctor.

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

5. There will be stiff penalties, I presume

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 11:13 AM

Jun 2012

bluesbassman

(19,387 posts)

6. Undoubtedly there'll be some hard time involved.

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 02:30 PM

Jun 2012

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

7. It's just Rush headed for the Dominican Republic again. n/t

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 08:52 PM

Jun 2012

crunch60

(1,412 posts)

9. LOL , same though, same time

Reply to A Simple Game (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 09:27 PM

Jun 2012

crunch60

(1,412 posts)

8. Quick, send DHS to Limbaugh's house, heard he was headed back to

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 09:26 PM

Jun 2012

the Dominican Republic on vacation.

Generic Brad

(14,276 posts)

10. It was Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:44 PM

Jun 2012

Oh, wait...... That's not actually a candlestick.....

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

11. I told this joke to either Kali or CaliforniaPeggy when they called me at the hospital last week!!

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 11:05 PM

Jun 2012

daman199

(6 posts)

12. Spam deleted by DURHAM D (MIR Team)

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 02:56 AM

Jun 2012

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)

13. You know what they say...

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:24 AM

Jun 2012

A hard man is good to find.

panader0

(25,816 posts)

14. The thieves were seen escaping on pogo sticks........

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:48 AM

Jun 2012

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

15. Give it to Repukes and they will

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 11:38 AM

Jun 2012

get taller.

LNM

(1,083 posts)

16. Was it LynneSin?

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 04:17 PM

Jun 2012

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018141830

Grantuspeace

(873 posts)

17. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket.....

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 12:42 AM

Jun 2012

Or are you just happy to see me?

corksean

(475 posts)

18. One of the thieves was badly hurt during the getaway.....

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 05:03 AM

Jun 2012

He tripped on a rug and pole vaulted out a window.

retread

(3,768 posts)

19. What bonehead thought up this caper?

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 03:53 PM

Jun 2012

FloridaJudy

(9,465 posts)

20. They're going to make a movie about it.

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 04:02 PM

Jun 2012

Woody Allen will direct.

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