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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 09:19 AM Jun 2012

Leave all of your questions here for another edition of Ask MrScorpio

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Your odd curiosities satiated.

Your inquisitive probings resolved.

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Behold in abject wonderment:

As the curtain rises, the stage illuminates, the allegro begins... And the festivities commence: That magic time is once more upon us.

(I'll answer all of your questions later on
today. Please forgive the delay.)

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Leave all of your questions here for another edition of Ask MrScorpio (Original Post) MrScorpio Jun 2012 OP
OK, I'll ask you this one. Denninmi Jun 2012 #1
Reusable MrScorpio Jun 2012 #15
If I were to shave my balls, would I have to give up my man card? Major Nikon Jun 2012 #2
Only if you hope to ever turtlerescue1 Jun 2012 #8
Yes, BUT only for taking a picture of your creamy balls and posting them on the web nt MrScorpio Jun 2012 #16
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ,,,, benld74 Jun 2012 #3
Ten meters per second MrScorpio Jun 2012 #17
How many roads? pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #4
As many as it takes. nt MrScorpio Jun 2012 #22
This message was self-deleted by its author twogunsid Jun 2012 #5
Why do so many people... Wait Wut Jun 2012 #6
Those people are idiots MrScorpio Jun 2012 #21
Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? KamaAina Jun 2012 #7
Because it's like making sweet, sweet love in on a lake MrScorpio Jun 2012 #19
Partial credit for getting it on the second try KamaAina Jun 2012 #28
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?" HopeHoops Jun 2012 #9
Fast enough nt MrScorpio Jun 2012 #26
How come AsahinaKimi Jun 2012 #10
YOU TWEET ME? MrScorpio Jun 2012 #18
Mr. S., will I remember Bertha Venation Jun 2012 #11
Water the tree. MrScorpio Jun 2012 #20
I remembered! Bertha Venation Jun 2012 #32
Why don't more people answer "I have tons of secs" MissB Jun 2012 #12
I like triple sec MrScorpio Jun 2012 #23
I was wondering.. Sky Masterson Jun 2012 #13
Because no other kind of gas other than horrible actually exists. nt MrScorpio Jun 2012 #24
Seriously - is Elvis still alive? rurallib Jun 2012 #14
Only in our hearts, bless them. MrScorpio Jun 2012 #25
Not a question so much... nytemare Jun 2012 #27
Wow! That was some most excellent sweetness MrScorpio Jun 2012 #29
Certainly! nytemare Jun 2012 #34
Can Sky Masterson's post-ramen methane explosions be weaponised? SOteric Jun 2012 #30
I don't know what the Geneva Conventions S.B.D.(Silent but deadly) rules are? Sky Masterson Jun 2012 #33
I must advise you that you have violated the UN Bio Weapons Convention MrScorpio Jun 2012 #36
Why did Israel in 4 BC have no mass communication? pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #31
Because Mabat LaHadashot hadn't been invented yet. All you had going were temples and forums... MrScorpio Jun 2012 #35

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
6. Why do so many people...
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 12:07 PM
Jun 2012

...tell you to follow your heart/intuition instead of using logic and reasoning to plan your future? Are they hoping you fail so they can feel superior at the high school reunion?

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
21. Those people are idiots
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 09:53 PM
Jun 2012

Do not listen to idiots. Listening to idiots only makes an idiot out of you.

nytemare

(10,888 posts)
27. Not a question so much...
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 10:58 PM
Jun 2012

but I imagine you will like this group, if you have not yet heard of them, just from what I've seen of your musical tastes posted here.




nytemare

(10,888 posts)
34. Certainly!
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 06:16 PM
Jun 2012

You're one of the only people I know of who know about Zero 7 and I think you said you knew about Nikka Costa too, so I figured you'd like the Alabama Shakes. Not that Nikka Costa or the Shakes are in the same genre as Zero 7, but you like similar music to me.

SOteric

(22,557 posts)
30. Can Sky Masterson's post-ramen methane explosions be weaponised?
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 12:07 AM
Jun 2012

-Or is that against the Geneva Convention...?

Sky Masterson

(5,240 posts)
33. I don't know what the Geneva Conventions S.B.D.(Silent but deadly) rules are?
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 04:28 PM
Jun 2012

All I know is that I fear for us all if my body were ever kidnapped and force fed Top Ramen.
The carnage, the mayhem!! Wait... Maybe I can join the Avengers !!!! \I need a name though..

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
36. I must advise you that you have violated the UN Bio Weapons Convention
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 07:35 PM
Jun 2012

Particularly Article III:

Not to transfer, or in any way assist, encourage or induce anyone else to acquire or retain biological weapons.


Please immediately turn yourself in to the nearest United Nations office for prompt adjudication.

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