Michter's is a good start!

Other than that you're doing fine.

And boy does it get weird in there.

Honestly, I didn't know it!

In case you hadn't noticed, there's not much holy about me.

multiple choice?

Obviously.

far and away the best of them...

YOU?
A host?
I had no clue...but voted to keep on your good side...




Skinner has finally lost his mind....
What could possibly happen next?




peace~

Did you switch to Folgers?!!?

The most what, I don't know. Could you please spin this platter on the Lounge Victrola?

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MFM's #1 Party Tip: Urinal cakes are NOT hors d'oeuvres!!!
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Though they ARE minty-fresh.
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Don't know what to do...

nt

I was teasing you. I always got a kick out of your "exception," though some didn't take it as humorously as I did.

Note to self: Taterguy has cooties.

Bite me

Are you high in 'bad' cholesterol?

I'm surprised you haven't done so yet.

Even McDonald's lists the nutritional values of their menu items.

And since it was a registered letter and signed for, we know you received it.

Hell no.

I'm a busy man.

If it had contained pics of lingerie models I'd wager you'd have given it a glance or two.

Of course you do.

You know that I struggle with body-image issues.

That's some of the most despicable tater-baiting you've ever engaged in.

SHAME

SHAME

SHAME/

And you will not silence me.

Black fishnets with a garter belt is your first assignment.

Since it's my first assignment I want to do a good job.

Don't forget to put on the 6" spike high heels, though.

Mandatory, sorry.

I need a brick and mortar outlet.

As for a brick and mortar outlet, try your local sand, gravel and concrete supplier.

I've found that they usually have competitive prices on contractor's building supplies.

That's some good money-saving advice right there.


You can use the savings to buy those shoes.

People will admire your bold statement.

Some people might think I'm a dumbass for wearing uncomfortable shoes.

Don't pay them any attention, you wear those shoes proudly, let the haters point and laugh.


I'll stand behind you all the way.

I think you're just a shill for the 6" heel lobby.

So, I say shoot for Neanderthal and we'll work our way up.

Any other armchair diagnoses you'd like to make Dr. Frist?

Is it safe?

Remember, it's up to you to make it stop.

You see, there are no correct answers, I just enjoy inflicting pain.

Were you lying?

Your accusations are baseless, and are made in such a blatant manner as to dismissed out of hand.

























Of course I was lying.

Or, it might be them big ears of yours.

Christ, it looks like someone glued two pink teacups to the sides of your head.

There is NOTHING abnormal about my ears.

I'll give you 90 seconds to self-delete before I go all TOS on your ass.

I hate getting hit on by strangers on teh intrawebs, I got three Russian ex-wives that way.

So sorry to hear that you suffer from dangerous delusions.

Hope it makes you feel better belittling a person with a legitimate medical condition.

I bet seeing people on crutches gives you a good laugh.

Like it's my fault your pharmacy is closed.

I can spot a sneak a mile away.

At least I hope I am.

They must come in handy at times.

You're starting to creep me out.

Or are slowly sliding into early dementia.

I would like to help you out, just sign a power of attorney and all those pesky problems baffling you will disappear, I promise.

I have everything covered.





Say, you have a pretty good credit rating.

Awesome.

Now you claim I have a pretty good credit rating.

Make up your fucking mind, if you have one.

With the multiple bankruptcies and all, I found it temporarily somewhat difficult to secure funding for my future endeavors.


Pesky Federal prosecutors and their 'Mail Fraud' bullshit laws. I mean, c'mon, it's not fraud unless you never get your money back, right?

I just owe a lot of people, it's not like I'm going to not pay or anything like that.

Hell, most of them are old, I'll just wait them out.

They should have read the prospectus first, it's their own fault anyway.

Who knew that the real estate market in Patagonia would go bad so quickly?

I mean, besides me?

Like, "How can there be so much suffering in the world?".

And, "Is True Love eternal?".

Or, "If a tree falls in the forest on taterguy's head, does it make a sound like knocking two coconuts together?".

If you're an asshole.

I ask a serious question, and all I get in return is rude derisive language.

Really!

Bet you think about that scenario, late at night, all alone, no one else around...



Weirdo.

NOT!

Take notice how he keeps wanting you to wear those 6 inch spike heels, knowing full well that you'd develop painful bunions the size of canned hams.

Ah yes. The horrible surgery, followed by both feet wrapped up like a taterguy mummy. This would, of course, render you unable to show up at your job at the DU Host Underground Bunker.

<sigh> Why can't we all just get along?

"taterguy is a dumbass"? I think this poll is rigged.

So I've had to delete it!



PS: more cowbell...

Please don't ask what search terms I was using.

ps: If it's a 'personal' photo, switch the album settings from Public to Private.

How does a single duck in a flock of 5,000 refuse to participate? It is a mystery.

Where am I?

Why don't you look at a fucking map?

One DUer wishes you would STFU

They never saw you in your tattered bathrobe, droopy shorts, smoking a cigarette and drinking lukewarm coffee while staring blankly at a computer screen.

And one DU'er might as well wish for a bag full of money, because he isn't getting that, either.

As usual, you're just making shit up.

There is no tale of depravity I could fabricate that rivals the reality of your iron-fisted rule as Lounge Host.

So many weak reeds bending in the hurricane wind blowing from oppressive regimes is not an accurate assessment of how they truly feel.


Remember this: the very same crowds that fanatically cheered Mussolini were spitting on his strung-up corpse a year later.