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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTONIGHT...you're eating...WALMART steak.
How the fuck are people supposed to react in these commercials?
"TONIGHT...you're eating...WALMART steak."
Projectile vomiting?
Unrestrained laughter?
Mournful sobbing?
The guy takes a dramatic pause and drops the bomb and so fucking WHAT? The steaks came from WALMART?
I'm not even gonna pretend I "get" this one.
CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)at Walmart.
I do love the gentle bigotry expressed towards its shoppers. Noses in the air condescension of the poor.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)...I'm writing about a series of TV commercials for Walmart steaks. If you've seen the commercials, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, you don't. The entire point of my post is "WHY is this supposed to be a SURPRISE moment when the guy says "You're eating Walmart steaks?""
I know what the fuck goes on at Walmart. I've been in Walmart.
"....gentle bigotry expressed towards its shoppers...." Where the fuck did THAT one come from?
"Noses in the air condescension of the poor...." Same here, what the fuck?
I know this is the Internet and I respect your need to get on a soap box and bleat like a sheep, but none of what you're addressing is in my post. It's about a guy who sneaks up on people eating steak and says "You're eating Walmart steaks" and MY reaction and MY post was "Why does this matter? Who GIVES a fuck?"
And you've ATTEMPTED to turn it into something else, so Have a Nice Day and welcome to my ignore list.
6000eliot
(5,643 posts)that Walmart doesn't sell good meats. As a vegetarian, I have no dog in this fight, but I think this is what the ads are up to.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)Somewhat like Domino's recent "our pizzas used to really suck" campaign.
Well...they did. And now we're supposed to believe they don't?
I think I'd feel more comfortable with someone eating a steak at a backyard BBQ and saying "This steak is great, where did you buy it?" and the host responds "Walmart."
Less of the "you've just been punked" vibe...that's the part that was negative, at least for me.
6000eliot
(5,643 posts)liberal N proud
(60,352 posts)Then I would demand that the meal was free and maybe even that they paid me!
I don't go out to eat to be some corporate guinea pig.
AngryOldDem
(14,061 posts)And no matter how good Wal-mart says its meat is, I think it's doubtful that it's comparable to that of a high-end steakhouse. Yes, I would be pissed and demand some kind of compensation if I were told my steak came from Wal-mart, or any other big box store or grocer.
(And as for Domino's...their pizzas still suck.)
DesMoinesDem
(1,569 posts)I've never eaten at a restaurant that specified the stores that they shop at. And if these are actually real I guarantee they didn't specify the store they were bought at before they told them they came from walmart.
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)that's "expertly aged". That's code for "to make it more tender, we let it rot just a little bit"
AngryOldDem
(14,061 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)Can I invite Meg Griffin over?
sinkingfeeling
(51,499 posts)MicaelS
(8,747 posts)And the commercials are an attempt to combat this.
I have bought beef at Walmart, and I found the quality to be poor. Kroger's meat is much better.
But, IMO, all these "hidden camera commercials", no matter what is being advertised are set ups.
Ptah
(33,057 posts)or standard - my opinion of walmart meat (although if I understand the discussions they are promoting this as prime?)
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)I would yell "OH MY GODDDD!!!!!!!!" and have whoever I was with try to Heimlich it all out.
Then I imagine I'd start streaking or something.
Well, maybe not. But I would like to believe I'd make a scene of some sort. As you said, is that how they anticipate people to react?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)assume that anything called "Walmart steaK" would actually be made from rodents, pasted together with transglutaminase.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)I found a link, and it turns out that you really can "glue" anything together that might loosely be considered "meat."