Show your inner CNN Headline reporter - post your headlines here

As you might have heard already CNN posted that Obamacare was repealed and then had to quickly retract it when it turns out it wasn't.

So I think we should all post our own CNN headlines from history.

Example:

NOT GUILTY - Jesus spared by Pontius Pilate
Amelia Earhart Navigates around the globe Successfully!
Boston Red Soxs WIN the 1986 American League Playoffs, Bill Buckner named series MVP!

Post your CNN headlines here!