Next thing you know he'll be introducing you to Abby Something.

Her love notes consist of leaving dead mice for me to find on my way to the kitchen in the morning to make coffee. She knows I'll see them if they are between me and the coffee pot, but she leaves nothing in writing.

my dogs. I can't go out in the morning when they don't leave presents for me.

Hubby is a bit better. He leave me a piece of paper with some numbers on it. He knows how to sigh his name on the back. That is a good enough love note for me. I reward him with treats like hot coffee in the am when he comes in from work and a packed lunch when he leaves at night.