Seeing the post about the hot tubs & stuff...

this is the place for this serious post without a doubt.

Here's what happened:

A UFO IN stealth mode hovered and landed at Chief Justice Roberts' home and they said, "Listen, Punk, you vote for the health care bill proposed by the man we elected or else....vee hev vays to to change your mind...." At this point Roberts checked the kids and his wife and found they'd been transformed into Pogressive Democrats and he had no choice to surrender and vote for Obamacares Bill realizing that worse things would happen if he didn't.

Then the UFO went over the White House, as it usually does, tipped a salute and Michelle and Barach waved...

How in the hell else could it have happened? You tell me..

What happened was impossible.