rather than as a child, so I don't talk baby talk to her. I think she would be insulted.

He rolls his eyes enough at me as it is.

Even tho she splashes the litter around sometimes to my displeasure but I’m always sweet. I think

We tell the dog we're gonna "old yeller" her when she shits on the floor

And the loud ass older cat when he's singing the SONGGGG of His Peopleeee get's told to shut the fuck up!

But when they are being cute and fluffy, they are my little muffins and my dog is such a sweet bayyyby... we have many words of love and appreciation...


so yeah, toddlers without censorship

I didn't do baby talk to my children or my cats. I make up songs and stories and they all had a million nicknames. That's why my kids and all the cats I've had are/were so smart.

so I guess I talk baby talk to any and all of them.

Our senior cat is now 18 years old. She makes the rules in the house and sometimes without warning those rules change.


When I met her when she was only 8 years old, I talked her in a normal tone and she would growl at me. By the way, I'm a pet step-parent to her.


I started baby talking to her some years ago and she responds positively and is more agreeable. Some phrases are:


"Who's a cutesy-girl?"
"Who's a pretty girl?"
"Hi Honeypies!"
"Good girl."
"Such a happy, confident kitty."
"Do you wants pets at the food dish?"

Moppit only allows petting at the food dish and only at the food dish. If she's had enough, she will snip at the hand without taking the actual bite.


😻

is a sleek black serial killer. I talk to her like she's an adult human.

the column “Only when my wife is listening”

the column “Only when my wife is listening”