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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsModern Automated Electronic Defibrillators all have one significant drawback:
When you hit the test button, it bellows: "STAY CALM!"
Now, how can I stay calm when you're bellowing at me "STAY CALM!" like Darth Vader?
Can't you just whisper it? Or maybe say it in Kathleen Turner's voice, or something?
We're already all on edge a little here...
MutantAndProud
(742 posts)Sometimes a room full of screaming/wailing/panicking people have to be heard over. Just a guess. Ordinarily Id agree and find it funny or shocking (no pun intended), but only so many people stay calm enough to hear the reminder to stay calm in real life.
Think. Again.
(8,187 posts)Arne
(2,027 posts)When I open the ash tray.
JoseBalow
(2,392 posts)If I didn't know it was coming, that would definitely NOT help me to stay calm.
getagrip_already
(14,764 posts)It would bellow "Don't Panic!".
Aristus
(66,388 posts)Any ideas?
lastlib
(23,248 posts)That ought to be calming.........
getagrip_already
(14,764 posts)It may not help, but you won't care.
Aristus
(66,388 posts)I'm going to look around for some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster recipes.
getagrip_already
(14,764 posts)Though some ingredients are hard to come by.
Aristus
(66,388 posts)n/t
getagrip_already
(14,764 posts)It comes and goes, so check back often.
Wonder Why
(3,212 posts)dropped me off the cliff.
That should be a part of any deescalation routine.
A machine than bellows Stay Calm ;-/
retread
(3,762 posts)Bell's downtown central office building taking our mandatory break. A driver in a car on the street in front of us leaned on his horn. A guy in our group stepped toward the street and shook his fist while screaming, "Mellow out Goddamn it!"
Forty some years later thinking of that still brings a laugh.
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malthaussen
(17,204 posts)-- Mal
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,349 posts)I think better results would be obtained if the machine yelled that message.