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Wicked Blue

(5,867 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:14 PM Apr 8

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Eclipsical weirdness

Solar Eclipse Jokes

What is the most famous painting of an eclipse? The Moona Lisa!

What did the sun bring to the eclipse party? A light snack!

How do you organize an eclipse party? You planet!

Teachers will not be letting their students outside to view the eclipse. Because they need to protect their pupils!

I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes

I sold a bunch of defective eclipse glasses to some gullible people, but I’m not worried. I don’t think they’ll see me ever again.

Flat Earther eclipse:

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Eclipsical weirdness (Original Post) Wicked Blue Apr 8 OP

I can't True Dough Apr 8 #1

It seems to me that this post markodochartaigh Apr 8 #8

You are True Dough Apr 8 #11

good jokes gopiscrap Apr 8 #2

Can TFG handle not being center of attention? LetMyPeopleVote Apr 8 #3

K&R...nt Wounded Bear Apr 8 #4

The favorite beer of an astronomer? Jerry2144 Apr 8 #5

I thought they only liked Wicked Blue Apr 9 #13

And how many people are going to be blind after this IronLionZion Apr 8 #6

How does the moon cut his hair? Pas-de-Calais Apr 8 #7

I like Eclipso music. twodogsbarking Apr 8 #9

How many puns can your read before you go blind. Just checking. twodogsbarking Apr 8 #10

lol eggscllent. AllaN01Bear Apr 8 #12

True Dough

(17,390 posts)

1. I can't

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:18 PM

Apr 8

"throw shade" at any of these. They're excellent!

markodochartaigh

(1,177 posts)

8. It seems to me that this post

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:17 PM

Apr 8

makes light of the situation.

True Dough

(17,390 posts)

11. You are

Reply to markodochartaigh (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:21 PM

Apr 8

one bright ray of sunshine!

gopiscrap

(23,768 posts)

2. good jokes

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:30 PM

Apr 8

I like these

LetMyPeopleVote

(145,894 posts)

3. Can TFG handle not being center of attention?

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:32 PM

Apr 8

Wounded Bear

(58,778 posts)

4. K&R...nt

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:47 PM

Apr 8

Jerry2144

(2,131 posts)

5. The favorite beer of an astronomer?

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 02:44 PM

Apr 8

Corona

Wicked Blue

(5,867 posts)

13. I thought they only liked

Reply to Jerry2144 (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 10:43 AM

Apr 9

LIGHT beer

IronLionZion

(45,644 posts)

6. And how many people are going to be blind after this

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:03 PM

Apr 8

Like lasers burning into their retinas. People are putting a lot of trust in their eclipse glasses

Pas-de-Calais

(9,911 posts)

7. How does the moon cut his hair?

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:16 PM

Apr 8

Eclipse it!

twodogsbarking

(9,925 posts)

9. I like Eclipso music.

Reply to Pas-de-Calais (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:19 PM

Apr 8

twodogsbarking

(9,925 posts)

10. How many puns can your read before you go blind. Just checking.

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:21 PM

Apr 8

AllaN01Bear

(18,781 posts)

12. lol eggscllent.

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:59 PM

Apr 8

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