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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,584 posts) Wed Apr 10, 2024, 09:33 PM Apr 10

My doc told me today that I have to quit drinking. It's going to be a big adjustment, I've been

with her for thirty years!

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My doc told me today that I have to quit drinking. It's going to be a big adjustment, I've been (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Apr 10 OP

As you improve, you may find that she does too! Frasier Balzov Apr 10 #1

I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. thucythucy Apr 10 #2

Last time I went to see my doctor sdfernando Apr 10 #3

A guy was having medical issues. VGNonly Apr 11 #4

Frasier Balzov

(2,667 posts)

1. As you improve, you may find that she does too!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2024, 09:35 PM

Apr 10

thucythucy

(8,086 posts)

2. I joined Alcoholics Anonymous.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2024, 10:45 PM

Apr 10

I still drink but I do it under an assumed name.

--an old Rodney Dangerfield joke...

sdfernando

(4,941 posts)

3. Last time I went to see my doctor

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2024, 11:20 PM

Apr 10

She asked me “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”

I relied “I drink it”

VGNonly

(7,504 posts)

4. A guy was having medical issues.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2024, 02:49 PM

Apr 11

The doc ran a series of tests. The doc said You need to stop drinking, stop smoking and stop chasing women. The guy asked will that make me live longer? The doc says no, but it will seem that way.

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