...depending on where they're coming from.

I said, "What happens to all those little calories when you burn them?"

It's in the delivery, but there's humor there.

"Fat cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be transferred from one person to another."

Thus, it has long been understood, that in order to "lose" weight a person must intend to transfer their fat to some other person(s). QED.

I’m at the gym running gut now, workin’ on my ‘flabs.’

to someone who doesn't have enough to eat.

With a way to enforce when you cheat, or fall short, so you feel the guilt.

Hey, maybe that will incent some people. Ya never know?