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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:13 PM Apr 2015

So, what did you get me for my birthday?

It's tomorrow (May 1), by the way.

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	A jillion dollars
	0 (0%)
	A rocket bike
	1 (33%)
	Genuine plastic jai-alai set
	1 (33%)
	Bubble gum
	0 (0%)
	A pony
	0 (0%)
	Two gorillas
	0 (0%)
	Nerf gun
	0 (0%)
	Pepper
	0 (0%)
	Helmet with lasers
	0 (0%)
	Shhh, it's a secret
	1 (33%)
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So, what did you get me for my birthday? (Original Post) shenmue Apr 2015 OP

I hear Skinner got you a plane pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #1

Thank uuu! shenmue Apr 2015 #3

A Jillion dollars IrishEyes Apr 2015 #2

It's the thought that counts shenmue Apr 2015 #4

Pony, of course KamaAina Apr 2015 #5

A brazillion dollars. Really! pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #6

I got you Happy Birthday wishes Ron Obvious Apr 2015 #7

some Mitt Romney jeans olddots Apr 2015 #8

this beautiful song Skittles Apr 2015 #9

lots of hugs irisblue Apr 2015 #10

Tank yew shenmue May 2015 #15

A tall pole with ribbons on it. surrealAmerican Apr 2015 #11

Yay! shenmue Apr 2015 #12

I got a good deal on some lawn chairs for you... mackerel May 2015 #13

Yay! They're perfect! shenmue May 2015 #14

Happy B-day! Here's a rocket bike just!!!! magical thyme May 2015 #16

Thanks shenmue May 2015 #17

a couple gorillas, of couse fizzgig May 2015 #18

Ook ook shenmue May 2015 #19

I have always felt two gorillas were better than one... Phentex May 2015 #20

Tank yoo! shenmue May 2015 #21

Cupcakes! femmocrat May 2015 #22

Tank uuuu shenmue May 2015 #25

The best gift of all ... Arugula Latte May 2015 #23

Skwee shenmue May 2015 #24

Happy Birthday, shenmue! Dont call me Shirley May 2015 #26

Tank yoo shenmue May 2015 #27

What you got, Babe, is another year of me for you. Lucky you. Lucky me. n/t UTUSN May 2015 #28

I wanted to give you chocolate ice cream. KMOD May 2015 #29

gum trueblue2007 May 2015 #30

Thanks! shenmue May 2015 #31

A couple of cakes: kentauros May 2015 #32

Huzzah! shenmue May 2015 #34

We tried to get you the Employee of the Month Award pinboy3niner May 2015 #33

Yay! shenmue May 2015 #35

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. I hear Skinner got you a plane

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:22 PM

Apr 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6590277

Happy Birthday, shenmue!

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

3. Thank uuu!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:52 PM

Apr 2015

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)

2. A Jillion dollars

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:29 PM

Apr 2015

A jillion dollars but two gorillas who were chewing gum and wearing helmets with lasers mugged me with Nerf guns. One took of on a rocket bike and the other got away on a pony. Sorry about your present. I hope you have a happy birthday anyway.

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

4. It's the thought that counts

Reply to IrishEyes (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:53 PM

Apr 2015

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

5. Pony, of course

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 06:14 PM

Apr 2015

'cause I know Uncle Barack has stiffed you for the past few years.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. A brazillion dollars. Really!

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 06:24 PM

Apr 2015

To be paid at a dollar a year for a brazillion years.

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

7. I got you Happy Birthday wishes

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 06:37 PM

Apr 2015

Which are both invaluable and worthless all at the same time.

olddots

(10,237 posts)

8. some Mitt Romney jeans

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 07:05 PM

Apr 2015

for those casual moments .

Skittles

(153,229 posts)

9. this beautiful song

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 07:07 PM

Apr 2015

by the formerly married Lulu and Maurice

irisblue

(33,039 posts)

10. lots of hugs

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 09:09 PM

Apr 2015

Last edited Fri May 1, 2015, 12:15 AM - Edit history (1)

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

15. Tank yew

Reply to irisblue (Reply #10)

Fri May 1, 2015, 02:30 AM

May 2015

surrealAmerican

(11,365 posts)

11. A tall pole with ribbons on it.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 10:50 PM

Apr 2015

No May first birthday would be complete without one.

Happy Birthday shenmue

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

12. Yay!

Reply to surrealAmerican (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 11:32 PM

Apr 2015

Thank yew!!

mackerel

(4,412 posts)

13. I got a good deal on some lawn chairs for you...

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2015, 01:41 AM

May 2015

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

14. Yay! They're perfect!

Reply to mackerel (Reply #13)

Fri May 1, 2015, 02:29 AM

May 2015

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

16. Happy B-day! Here's a rocket bike just!!!!

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2015, 05:59 AM

May 2015

be Careful now....

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

17. Thanks

Reply to magical thyme (Reply #16)

Fri May 1, 2015, 08:52 AM

May 2015

fizzgig

(24,146 posts)

18. a couple gorillas, of couse

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2015, 09:53 AM

May 2015

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

19. Ook ook

Reply to fizzgig (Reply #18)

Fri May 1, 2015, 09:57 AM

May 2015

Thanks!

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

20. I have always felt two gorillas were better than one...

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2015, 10:14 AM

May 2015

wasn't sure how to wrap them but they both agreed to wear the little pointy birthday hats. Trouble is, they keep snapping the elastic under each other's chins but so far it's been all in good fun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!