this actually being an effort to keep passengers from smuggling bottled water they didn't pay Carnival Cruz Line $10 per bottle for aboard ships, would it?

"We sincerely apologize for any disappointment these changes may cause," wrote Carnival Cruz Lines' solutions and special services office in a letter they figured they better clean up a little before they officially released it to the public, "but bunker fuel is getting really expensive and if we didn't figure out ways to gouge our customers for every cent they have, how the hell would we continue to show record profits?"

My neighbor bought a rebottler online with Coke caps. He dumps the cokes, washes the bottles, fills them with Jack D and reseals them with this machine, and it looks like a sealed coke bottle. The color if a bit off, but he says he never got caught, but others have. The mark up on bottled water is no where near the mark up on alcohol.

you have to buy the booze on the ship. They charge you $10 a cocktail and bill it to your state room, it's a major cash-cow for the cruise line and they don't want you to subvert it.

To SHIP OF FOOLS CRUISE LINE inc.

no offence but they are the Wal Mart of the seas ,the porto potty of the waves , the ...........

Buddy of mine got nailed for his "all-inclusive" drinks while on a cruise. They charged him $10 per drink & called it the "tip". Never been a cruise & have determined that I never will.

Filthy, disease ridden floating toilets of human shit are not for partying on. Fuck you cruise liners, never will I dare.