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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI have my own Florida Man story!
Florida Man came for a visit. Actually walked to the back corner of our property, and in the dark, squatted to listen as my husband and I enjoyed some after dinner conversation on the porch. Arrived just in time to hear the honey do list.
There must have been something in the bushes that startled him because the flashlight confirmed he was still there. Have to hand it to the guy for his perseverance.
petronius
(26,614 posts)Is that not slightly concerning? Might be time to release the hounds or something...
Baitball Blogger
(46,786 posts)Very sobering thought.
I have reached the conclusion that the way to end the idiocy around here is to give this kind of behavior as much of an audience as possible. I have no idea what drives them, but at some point they will either learn to develop shame, or at least, have a fear of getting caught.
TeamPooka
(24,308 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,786 posts)Nobody can believe just off the rails things are down here. In the defense of Florida, however, most people are transplants. So you're dealing with the worst of the worst sometimes.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,382 posts)murielm99
(30,790 posts)He captures the nuttiness of the state, but he is not mean about it.
Baitball Blogger
(46,786 posts)Can't say that I will strive to be entertaining when I begin to write my community's story. That's because I'm writing from the POV of a minority, and I think the ka-huks underplay the seriousness of the matter.
Nac Mac Feegle
(972 posts)Florida Man sounds awesome! I've got to start reading this comic book, is it DC or Marvel?
Baitball Blogger
(46,786 posts)Darwin Award and the product of a marriage between con-artist and idiot.