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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm a trans-billionaire.
It's true. All my life I have felt that I was a billionaire's soul somehow wrongly trapped in a middle-class body. As a child I identified with Scrooge McDuck rather than Huie, Louie, and Dewie, and with Richy Rich. In my adult life, working for a living seemed such a lie. I hated myself both for failing to realize my true being and for the lies I had to tell to conceal my authentic identity. But now the time has come for me to "come out," and affirm myself as a billionaire.
For me to do this, society will have to give me twenty or thirty billion dollars. Not to do so would be to repress my true identity as a billionaire, and that can't be in 2015.
So gimme the money. Cough it up, see? I'm waiting.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Here's a buck:
valerief
(53,235 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,387 posts)... I just need to be sure you are the actual trans-billionaire, so if you would send 1000 U.S. dollars to JustABozoOnThisBus at First National Bank of Lagos, Nigeria, we will gladly assist you in receiving your fortune which is yours.
Mnpaul
(3,655 posts)100 trillion dollar bills available for $17
http://thefinanser.co.uk/fsclub/2013/07/zimbabwes-currency-crisis-and-the-100-trillion-dollar-note.html
rogerashton
(3,920 posts)I have a couple of hundred-billion notes from the German hyperinflation. But that doesn't realize my authentic identity -- I need authentic purchasing power for that. Dollars! British pounds! Swiss Francs!